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Fearsome predator chews on its victim 9 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

NSFW, bro!

When you finally get your paycheck at the end of the week... 4 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Epic guitar*

Well sh*t, I'm glad not to be born at that time 14 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

It's NSFW because no banana for scale.

Harley always goes against the grain 13 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Were they together?!?!
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*Removes sunglasses* Mother of God.... it's true....

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Harley always goes against the grain 13 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

I think that the Robin who died, Jason Todd, was #2. The only blonde on the Bat-team is Batgirl Stephanie Brown, and I don't think she dated Jason.

Harley always goes against the grain 13 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Third to last is Batgirl Barbara Gordon. No idea about the other one.

HOODIES :D 37 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

But is it a man or a woman???????? TBH, both are pretty hot. I'd go for it.

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I read it in his voice 12 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Okay, correction: It was hilarious, right up until the end.Then it's just....damn.

Pop up add 9 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Cringes violently*

I read it in his voice 12 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Did you watch Markiplier play it? It was so messed up, but it was hilarious.

MOON MOON 4 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

My dog does this ALL THE TIME. I'm calling her Moon Moon from now on.

I read it in his voice 12 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Steve Irwin voice* "Hallo there , Slendah! Ain't you just a beauty. Now, I'm going to try to provoke him by taking one of these pages."
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*Slender appears*
*Normal voice* "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED UP OH SHIT RUN"

Mother? 23 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Hides with you*

Have a nice day 19 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Lucy, you're not just beautiful.
You're fine as hell.

The Look On That Cop's Face 8 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Dayum, son.

too late... 30 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Monsters Inc: They've just done drugs, Mike and Randall are feelin' it, Sulley's tripping balls.

Lol worth the read XD 8 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

They're learning....

A Rainbow Lorikeet, found in coastal regions across northern and eastern Australia 14 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

"Bitch, you can't touch mah FABULOUSNESS!!!!"

So we bought a whole cow today, apparently. Here is what 800lb of packaged beef looks like 24 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

I TOLD you it works!

So we bought a whole cow today, apparently. Here is what 800lb of packaged beef looks like 24 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Legends say that if you say the word "kale" three times, you will summon one.
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Kale.
Kale.
Kale.
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And now we wait.

Balls of steel 6 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

"COMIN' FOR DAT BOO- Oh shit, you're a dude..."

The best opportunity for leo 8 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Nah, it's more like "What have I been reduced to...."

I would really love to see that 18 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

WE
WILL
WE
WILL
ROCK YOU

Grandmother's Censorship 21 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

And goddamn.

I want cake 18 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Let her eat cake.