I'm losing my tiny little mind over this I swear.

We are never letting that go.

*Takes guest to Lake Laogai* "There is no outernet in FunSubstance."

It's Unbreakable.

My Malachite would just energy boomerang yours. Quick and easy win.

This stopped we now have?

Username on point.

Give me answers in my butt

You are correct! See how the breasts make a circle in the flesh? Because that is visible, we know one of two things.
1. The breasts are being severely lifted in some way, but I think that can be ruled out because no bra could support that and stay hidden.
2. Silicone implants.
*rides away on a rainbow* THE MORE YOU KNOW....

Nah, you're cool. I just.... my OCD won't let me go without mentioning it. Got it out of my system, enjoy your day.

Your Malachite is a four eyed, two torsoed green dude. Mine is one of the Kings of Heaven with hair to rival Loki's. Not saying mine's hotter, but mine's hotter.

"Disney Channel is not out there to entertain, but simply to make money."

*Percy Jackson voice* This is a pen.

Whatever is on other websites is not relevant to our own. And he's not, he's just adding a gag for the title.

Well, I'd assume you have a pair on the sides of your head. Otherwise, I can't help you.

We can't let EARS get in, that shit's dangerous!

This motherfucking guest has been commenting the same spoiler on basically EVERY FUCKING POST. CAN WE GET A WAY TO BAN GUESTS, O GODS OF FUNSUBSTANCE??????

Fun Fact: This is such a reinforced cultural practice in Japan, burgulars will actually take their shoes off before breaking into a house.

Orange is greed. Larfleeze (the only orange lantern btw) would probably watch you die then steal your stuff.