PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

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Pepe's first TV appearance 1 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
The rarest of Pepes.
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would you live here 26 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*Haunted Mansion theme music plays*
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mine is a gigantic knee-high can of campbell's tomato soup 30 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
A 9 pound bullfrog female named Pansy Parkinson.
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So this guys just printed wikipedia... You can buy it for $500,000 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message."
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Let's be honest 61 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Wrong comment, bro. (Also a little rude, let's be nice on the internet.)
Beneath the waves 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Better title:
UNDAH DA SEA
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This is actually a mugshot! She's a criminal 50 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Wait, what. How is this racist?
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Scary 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
You are literally too stupid to insult. You wanna know how humans make the pitbulls aggressive? Well there are a number of options!
1. Whipping.
2. Thumbtacks in their paws.
3. Tying it up and starving it.
4. ENCOURAGING THEM WHEN THEY ATTACK OTHER HUMANS, EVEN IF THOSE HUMANS ARE JUST INNOCENT BYSTANDERS.
So no, dogs can't write poetry or understand philosophy, but they aren't aggressive unless humans encourage it.
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There's something about the idea of flying whales that I really love 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
That is CLEARLY the Wind Fish.
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Deadshot 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
HE FLIPPED A TRUCK WITH A TRIDENT, PRETTY SURE HE FIXED THAT ALL BY HIMSELF.
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Better:) 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Guys, just take an exacto knife, cut around the perimeter of the bottom, and just push up the bottom circle.
Deadshot 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
@famousone Oh my god, yes. Have you seen the New 52 Aquaman? He FLIPS A FUCKING TRUCK WITH HIS TRIDENT OF BADASSERY.
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Deadshot 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Yeah, that's true. But honestly, I just want to see Batman when I read comics.
....And Iron Man.
....In a superhero fight.
....Now.
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R.I.P Sir Christopher Lee, a true Legend... 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I leave the country for TWO WEEKS, and of COURSE my FAVORITE LoTR actor has to die. Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard.
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Deadshot 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
No idea, I don't watch it. The show's okay but it's too dark for me, and they honestly picked the WORST superhero.
Green Arrow is really lame. He's just another Batman knockoff with Tony Stark's personality and drinking problem. And it doesn't work.
Dare I say it, he's worse than Aquaman.
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Damn it! Mine is purple. What color does the chart give you? 124 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Rainbow. I'm a FABULOUS motherfucker.
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Precious bird 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I want to make a sword that looks like this. Blade is the beak, have the wings out for the hilt.
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R.I.P Sir Christopher Lee, a true Legend... 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Wait, WHAT???? I've been on vacation for two weeks, when did this happen????
Great role model 29 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
No, it's Becky.
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Deadshot 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Could just be silver fabric. I doubt Deadshot would wear metal on his face.
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Deadshot 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
For Wonder Woman, it's just how amazons tend to dress.
For Supergirl, that's how her armor was made. It was a gift from her dad.
For Powergirl, she spent a long time trying to think of a symbol, but got frustrated and just cut a hole in it. Keyhole turtleneck ftw.
For Hawkgirl, that's the Thanagarian uniform for females.
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The history of the potato 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Well then GLaDOS must be doing great because potatoes are the SHIT.
Puggle wuggle 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
In my professional opinion, I believe that this is the elusive "Floofyus maximus", otherwise known as the Floofer Poofer.
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Apparently Bad Parenting 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
It's from notalwaysright.com. They maintain anonymity.