Also, what kind of boring-ass stories are you reading where the stopper of time is also stopped? Because damn, you need a new booklist.

Okay, honeybun, but we're working in the realm of science fiction. Technically we can do whatever the heck we want, so yeah. Also, the only plausible way someone could "stop time" is to move faster than the speed of light, and on top of that move fast enough that even light appears to stand still. You'd still be moving though, so there's your answer right there.

Just want to say, it's actually Jorgen VonStrangle.

Exactly. Would that be any fun? This is why I'm basing my hypothesis on you moving and everything else being frozen in time. Apparently ajhedges doesn't seem to comprehend that, but hopefully he'll get it eventually.

No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

Well I'm Catholic, and while I think certain things in the Mormon faith are unusual to say the least, I'm not gonna judge you for it.
You do you,
I'll do me,
And we won't do each other.
Probably.

Not all dogs have an adverse reaction to chocolate, but a majority of them do, so it's better not to risk it :)

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Well if your face looks that good everyday, I might have to become a lesbian ;)

*puts finger in ear too hard* OH GOD IT'S STUCK

It's a disk drive. You know, what you use to play Skyrim if you didn't get it on steam?

"MOON.... PRINCESS...." *punches villain in the face*

Again, this is all based off of the assumption that you can still move. Like that Twilight Zone episode where he has the watch that stops time. Really, what fun would it be to stop time if you couldn't enjoy it?

308 posts on the wall,
308 posts,
take one down, pass it around,
307 posts on the wall

But in most situations where you have stopped time, it is shown that you can move. What fun would it be to stop time if you couldn't move? And if you couldn't move, ow would you make time go again? This is all based on the assumption that in this scenario, everything else has stopped, but YOU can still move.

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody.

Sorry boys, but to get me you have to beat my 1,000,000 pack with sharpener, infinite puppies, a toaster, Tom Hiddleston, a key to the TARDIS, infini-pizza, Hogwarts letter, and Steam account with unlimited credit.

Yeah, really. I went to a catholic high school, and it was super chill. We even had gays there, and the school was just like, "Okay that's cool. Just don't have gay sex, and you're cool according to the bible." It was remarkable.

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