My mom tried to sell my copies of Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal from when I was little. I saw them at the garage sale with a 20 year old man holding them. I shrieked, "PUT THOSE DOWN YOU JERK," and launched myself on him. The man shouted "what the fu-" and dropped the games. I snatched them up and started shouting at my mom. Once the situation was explained, he said he didn't blame me.

A moment of silence for this brave tumblr user, who was unafraid to say what we're all thinking. AND THEN TURN IT INTO FREAKING POETRY.

I WANNA GO THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH WITH THIS.

I've got most of the engine, and 2 seats. This is going to take a while.

Brain: I understand you think you should see your nose. But that is a stupid-ass decision, and I've elected to ignore it.

Nope. Marriage Papers.

Ceiling Cat iz watching u take a pizz.

DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THE SAILOR MOON AVATAR I MEAN WTF I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COOL

OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE THOUGH, LIKE WHAT IF YOU HAD A PINK GYARADOS OR DARKRAI OR SOMETHING???? IT'S LIKE YOU JUST HAVE THIS DEMONIC POKEMON THAT CAN AND WILL FUCK YOU UP, AND IT'S JUST A PLEASANT SHADE OF BUBBLEGUM PINK.

SERIOUSLY, DO YOU GUYS NOT REALIZE HOW F**KING SMOOTH THAT IS???? THIS GUY IS GENIUS.