phoenixsenshi
Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.
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We can soon download food 13 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
2 WHEELS, 4 SEATS AND AN ENGINE. SOON, I SHALL RISE.
Some of the greatest facial expressions ever 18 comments
Imagine having the privilege of being given a s*x talk by the Dark Lord himself 9 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
Dear Tom, I know that the Chamber of Secrets is a big deal, but what is sex? My brothers keep mentioning it.
<3
Ginny
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<3
Ginny
Clifford the Big Red Dog movie 52 comments
Blueberries 14 comments
THE FEELS 27 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
PROTIP- If you start to cry of feels or whatever, pinch the skin between your thumb and forefinger.
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Heartsmith 60 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
A young girl, sitting in her hospital bed, looks out of the window. Everyday, she sees people out on the streets, with cracked, smashed, and sometimes even no hearts. It makes her sad, but she knows of a man who can help them. And her mind takes her back.... back to the time when a heart could be repaired.
The Heartsmith.
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The Heartsmith.
When the teacher is at the front of the room 9 comments
I wish my school were this lenient 18 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
I hid my dog in my locker one day. He didn't poo or anything, he just napped, and waited between classes for me to say hi to him.
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I wish my school were this lenient 18 comments
Heartsmith 60 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, LETS GET READY TO FANFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
f*ck that b*tch 36 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
OKAY, THAT NIGGA JUST GOES STRAIGHT UP GAME OF THRONES IN A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE.
NOT.
FUCKING.
OKAY.
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NOT.
FUCKING.
OKAY.
f*ck that b*tch 36 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
Watch Sherlock's "A Study in Pink". It's very satisfying if you pretend it's her.
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Fluffy is really just another word for cute... 14 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
Lucifer was prepared to do his best, for he can ace just any test. For he can do so many tricks, but he wasn't prepared for this....
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