PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

— PhoenixSenshi Report User
We can soon download food 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
2 WHEELS, 4 SEATS AND AN ENGINE. SOON, I SHALL RISE.
Shout out 41 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Amen sistah or brothah
Pop tart gun 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
wat
Some of the greatest facial expressions ever 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Idena Menzel. It's just magic.
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Much better version of the story. 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I REQUIRE A FANFIC.
I just do this whenever I see those six lines lined up like that 68 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
MY COUSIN IS A RESEARCHER IN ANTARCTICA AND THEY HAVE DONE THIS.
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Much enjoyment 22 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I WILL NEVER STOP SINGING THIS.
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Imagine having the privilege of being given a s*x talk by the Dark Lord himself 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Dear Tom, I know that the Chamber of Secrets is a big deal, but what is sex? My brothers keep mentioning it.
<3
Ginny
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Clifford the Big Red Dog movie 52 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
CONTACT SMOSH, TOBUSCUS, WHOEVER CAN MAKE THIS. I HAVE A NEED.
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Blueberries 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Why don't we photoshop this into one giant gif of pure awesome?
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THE FEELS 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
PROTIP- If you start to cry of feels or whatever, pinch the skin between your thumb and forefinger.
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Heartsmith 60 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
A young girl, sitting in her hospital bed, looks out of the window. Everyday, she sees people out on the streets, with cracked, smashed, and sometimes even no hearts. It makes her sad, but she knows of a man who can help them. And her mind takes her back.... back to the time when a heart could be repaired.
The Heartsmith.
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Plot twist 31 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I ACTUALLY KNEW THAT!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!
When the teacher is at the front of the room 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Galagavenger is best Avenger. No contest. He is my brother in game.
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Made me think of you, Lucifer 40 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Harry Potter-Level 99
I wish my school were this lenient 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I hid my dog in my locker one day. He didn't poo or anything, he just napped, and waited between classes for me to say hi to him.
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I wish my school were this lenient 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Hold up, someone brought a fucking COW to school??????????
Heartsmith 60 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, LETS GET READY TO FANFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
f*ck that b*tch 36 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
OKAY, THAT NIGGA JUST GOES STRAIGHT UP GAME OF THRONES IN A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE.
NOT.
FUCKING.
OKAY.
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f*ck that b*tch 36 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Watch Sherlock's "A Study in Pink". It's very satisfying if you pretend it's her.
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Fluffy is really just another word for cute... 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Lucifer was prepared to do his best, for he can ace just any test. For he can do so many tricks, but he wasn't prepared for this....
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Colorado dogs 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Salivacicle.
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thats why i love them 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
JOHN F**KING GREEN
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