Okay then. Maybe the humans of the future have taken anorexia to the next level. This is time travel we're talking about.

It isn't Jaden if everything isn't capitalized.

*Heavy Breathing*

Gotcha covered: http://funsubstance.com/fun/141710/tiny-mouse-chan-with-dandelion/?ref=submit

People were smaller back in the day. Jesus was somewhere around 4'2". It could even have been a children's watch.

Yup. He was tranquilized by her, and just woke up.

C'mon bronies.

It's actually Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.

There's a sequel.

OBJECTION!
He did, in a sense, die. In "Batman RIP", it was only through a massive temporal paradox that he came back. However, until he did, Nightwing took over the position of Batman. Nightwing, who was the first Robin.
You are right though. One Robin did "die". He came back, however, without use of a distortion of the space-time continuum. Jason Todd, Robin number two, came back under the alias "The Red Hood". A sort of slap in the face for the Joker, the original Red Hood.
TLDR: Batman died, and came back by having another mutilate Time. Robin faked his death and came back.
If you want to diss my favorite hero, then make sure you first do your research.

Oh meow
Such camera
Much meme

NOT OKAY.

Holy shit, I need to contact a breeder!

But you'd be cursed!

YOU'RE A FOOL
AND YOU'RE A FOOL
EVERYBODY'S A FOOL

The part that should be his thigh.... that's his crotch. Even in spandex, you can't see his dig-diddly-ding-dong.