PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

— PhoenixSenshi Report User
Dreams 44 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I do! But it's still a bit odd. And nice, psychology. You going for a doctorate?
Runescape girlfriend 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
*oh good, vlekkie's here. would you like one lump or two? it's boiled in the fires of hell.*
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Which Superhero Are You? 65 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I AM IRON MAN. DADADADADADADADADA!
And so that people will go 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
They exist.
....
....
*AHEM*
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Taco bell 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
It's a repost, but it's a damn good repost, so I'll accept it.
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Dreamworks plot twist 23 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
He is fishing for a star. His little sister was dying of cancer, and her only wish was that she could have a star, for a little while before she died. Ensue magic, feels, and general adventure.
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Horror movies irl 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
IT'S ALL BLACK AND DEFLATED AND OH MY GOD DON'T LOOK
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Children stories of the world 46 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
"Die Geschichte von Hans Guck-in-die-Luft" (The Story of Johnny Head-in-Air) concerns a boy who habitually fails to watch where he's walking. One day he walks into a river; he is soon rescued, but his writing-book drifts away.
In "Die Geschichte vom fliegenden Robert" (The Story of the Flying Robert), a boy goes outside during a storm. The wind catches his umbrella and sends him to places unknown, and presumably to his doom.
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Children stories of the world 46 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
"Die Geschichte von dem wilden Jäger" (The Story of the Wild Huntsman) is the only story not primarily focused on children. In it, a hare steals a hunter's musket and eyeglasses and begins to hunt the hunter. In the ensuing chaos, the hare's child is burned by hot coffee and the hunter falls into a well, presumably to his death.
In "Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher" (The Story of the Thumb-Sucker), a mother warns her son not to suck his thumbs. However, when she goes out of the house he resumes his thumb sucking, until a roving tailor appears and cuts off his thumbs with giant scissors.
"Die Geschichte vom Suppen-Kaspar" (The Story of the Soup-Kaspar) begins as Kaspar, a healthy, strong boy, proclaims that he will no longer eat his soup. Over the next five days he wastes away and dies.
In "Die Geschichte vom Zappel-Philipp" (The Story of the Fidgety Philip), a boy who won't sit still at dinner accidentally knocks all of the food onto the floor, to his parents' great displeasure.
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Children stories of the world 46 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
"Struwwelpeter" describes a boy who does not groom himself properly and is consequently unpopular.
In "Die Geschichte vom bösen Friederich" (The Story of Bad Frederick), a violent boy terrorizes animals and people. Eventually he is bitten by a dog, who goes on to eat the boy's sausage while he is bedridden.
In "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug" (The Dreadful Story of the Matches), a girl plays with matches and burns to death.
In "Die Geschichte von den schwarzen Buben" (The Story of the Black Boys), Saint Nicholas catches three boys teasing a dark-skinned boy. To teach them a lesson, he dips the three boys in black ink, to make them even darker-skinned than the boy they'd teased.
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Phytons are cute 23 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
They hug you to death!
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Jayden smith. Much philosophical. So wisdom. Wow 45 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
"If you make that face, it'll freeze like that."
Doctor... Who! 29 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Sorry Spike. The Crystal Empire may love you, but you're still as of yet a sidekick.
Doctor... Who! 29 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Why not Rupert Grint though? HE'S RUDE AND GINGER!!!!
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Runescape girlfriend 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
*slowly watches the proceedings, then gives up on trying to understand and has tea with Satan and Mr. Rogers.*
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Dreams 44 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Okay, well it's hard to tell on the internet. And thanks for the thoughts! It's really weird, and it happens about twice a year, so not very often.
Second grade nostalgia. And third. And fourth 25 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Even my college professors. EVERY TEACHER.
I don't see the downside 16 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Dreams 44 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
I've never used drugs. This happened when I was 11.
The Return of Lord Voldemort 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
At first it looks like a hunched body is coming out, but then it morphs into a cackling skull. That's metal.
Dreams 44 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Can anyone explain why I've been able to be in bed, be wide awake, blink, and then it's instantly morning? No in between, just awake, staring at the ceiling, *blink*, wait, where's the moon? Am I a time lord? Am I Celestia?
Just blink, right now. The space of time it took you to blink? That's how fast the night disappeared.
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Seems rare to find these types of awesome girls 26 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
*AHEM*
NOT.
SO.
RARE.
Meanwhile, at the technical university of munich 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
This school is amazing! IT HAS DEGREES IN EVERYTHING I LOVE. Unfortunately, you have to know German and/or English. I know English, but I'd feel inclined to learn German.
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Well Shit 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
"Well one of us is going to have to change."
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Does this look like the face of murrrcy 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 10 years ago
Too much fandom?