nap and dream about eventual unavoidable failure*

My life in one picture

Early 2000s, but since it came kinda late here I'll say 90s

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN EXPAND YOUR EYES WITH MAKEUP!!!!

7:55 AM ... why would you do this to someone on their birthday?

"I do as I am tooooooooold"

If it fits, me sits

"Please take your shoes off before entering my bedroom."

I still wanna see this episode

The last one looks funnier the more you look at it

Aren't you supposed to play dead if it's a brown bear?

I need the guys' names for... scientific research that does not include stalking...

When you notice you're the only damage dealer in the party.

If we name it Sia can it swing from the chandelier?

That's quite disturbing...

How do they do it? @_@

Then later you find someone saying "I'm nobody"

The guy who was feeding the ducks now has a duck army

"I'm not an organ donor, but I'd be more than happy to give you my heart"

nope nope nope nope nope nope

Where is the food, Jerry?