hmmm so logically, somewhere within pi is also the final book to game of thrones, as well as the series finale of every show ever created or to be created. every story ever written or to be written.

why the hell do people feel the need to overanalyse stories written to entertain children?

shrek looks like a diva.

why is there not a cartoon for this yet?

my kinda party

that looks like the blade ship from kill la kill

dude behind him beard game on point tho. look at that sharp ass line!

*sigh* imma leave this alone.

jeeesUS, it took soo long to scroll past this shit, i just had to comment.

but no one will be able to find you if you look like barbie in your selfie and ken in real life.

ahhh the scalder of many a tongue

laughed, felt bad, read again, laughed harder.

aren't words nice?

I take offense to this post.
rule no 1. stop listening to girls that tell you what they want in a man.
rule no 2. start listening to/observing the guys they actually date.
The person women say they want and the person they are with are almost always completely different people.

if i was Disney's lawyer i would just :
get up,
look long and hard at the judge,
look long and hard at the plaintiff,
look long and hard at the jury,
look at the plaintiff again,
look at the jury (glancing at the plaintiff),
then look at the judge (glancing at the plaintiff),
turn to the jury and say "really?",
glance at the plaintiff and go back to my seat.
I'm fairly sure i will win with this strategy.

that pun makes me want to kick you in Danny

this is literally everyone

hilarious, but is this fair tho?

bow chicka wow wow

1.invest a small amount into sugar and water.
2. bottle and sell lemonade at a profit.
3. turn over profits into better facilities and marketing.
4. receive more free lemons from life.
5. sell business for hefty profit to corporate conglomerate.
6. retire

what the? funsubstance got really sexy all of a sudden.

that is hilarious. very elaborate. also, nice font.