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Bunny eating a raspberry 15 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

AAWW IT LOOKS LIKE THE BUNNY'S WEARING LIPSTICK

Like a boss 18 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Yeah I'm from SA :D Xhosa is one of SA's 11 official languages, it has lots of clicks in :) I can only speak basic Xhosa bc I do it at school :)

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

What's cute, red, bubbly and likes to knock on windows?
A baby in a microwave.

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a cat.

This even put Picasso to Shame 6 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

This went EXATLY to the beat of the song i was listening to

uhhh okay 43 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

[Gavin screaming]

Like a boss 18 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I speak English, Afrikaans, German, Xhosa and a bit Dutch :)

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

IM SO SORRY GUYS

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it.

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Why did Diana cross the road?
Momentum.

Please learn it 22 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

What's worse that 100 babies stapled to a tree?
1 baby stapled to a 100 trees.

So not compliment girls 9 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

It's not always like this guys. A guy texted me "Good afternoon, beautiful" the other day and it made my WEEK. :)

Friendly reminder that THIS IS FREDDIE FROM ICARLY 18 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

He didn't "go through" puberty. Puberty went through HIM.

Are you serious with this? 10 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Why do the prices vary?

Don't pay for college books 14 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

And I love you, random citizen.

I told my friend "in the end it doesn't even matter" & she called me wise 18 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

MOVIN TO THE COUNTRY GONNA EAT A LOTTA PEACHES

I told my friend "in the end it doesn't even matter" & she called me wise 18 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I do this all the time and people get annoyed but I Don't Care, I love it.

44 · Edited 9 years ago

Dreaming... 12 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Can I just silently sit on the ground between them

The butterfly effect 23 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

That's really cute :3

She's right, you know 25 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

"you can't make love without a glove"

That Awkward Moment No One Gives A Damn About You 1 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

Poor guy :(

Just a belt? 10 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I had a wooden spoon or a belt sometimes

Dave Grohl is the man 10 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

it's nice to meet other grohl lovers on this site :D

His parents must be so proud 7 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

This kid is going places.

Call me toilet paper, cuz I'm on a roll 21 comments

pineapple · 9 years ago

I laughed at this way harder than I should have