Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

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Surprise baby 15 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
My father simply didn't pull out, was always told it was a failed contraceptive though
Shower thoughts 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Quarantined solar system?
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Kappapride 16 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
No
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One horse power 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
A horse outputs 14.9 horsepower
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bewbz 15 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
It's canon for Sangheili to have breasts actually, guest. The only female showed in the Halo canon, Han 'Chavamee in Halo Legends, had breasts. No fucking idea why they do but they do, I just saw some of the movie yesterday
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People who use "not having enough time to exercise" as an excuse not to lose weight 17 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Don't cut too much out too quickly or your body will think it's starving and gain more
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Sharing is caring 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Sounds like communist propaganda, comrade
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The downside to random 38 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Only been a year but fuck it
Well...Are you? 45 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Ola
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Who's smarter 13 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
As a Gen Z myself, you're wrong. At least cinnamon is edible
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Huge bulge 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
What is considered considerable? What if they just firmly grasped the dudes rock hard dick?
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Calling out all December babies 23 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
This sentence fucked me up until I remembered that Americans exist
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Numbers on the toaster 6 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
And you were today years old when you found out that what you just learnt was wrong
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If you remember this 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Oh shit, 12 year olds got it fucking tough (Gen Z bb)
When a phone fell on the treadmill 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
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Choose wisely :P 5 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Yes. I mean it's true lmao
Altona School near Boulder.. Built in 1880 and still stands in 2018 10 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Goodbye background mountain I guess
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This is the Moses Bridge in the Netherlands 6 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Wouldn't that not flood? Is there a drain?
Nofeels, just concern 8 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I am more mentally able to grab a razor and slice my arm than I'm able to cry, even by myself, after years of being bullied for being "girly". That's the truth.
Cat using a litter box 4 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
My older cat used to do that, he was a bit special but I loved him
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Pretty much 9 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Hi! I kindly disagree. Bullying is excessive, harmful amounts, and it can lead to bad things. Societal pressure to be more,, normal is alright, but as long as it doesn't strip the person of their uniqueness and doesn't harm the person. Mocking kids like me in front of the class for having a speech impediment as a young kid was not needed, nor was stealing and breaking my glasses because they weren't normal. :)
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#stopclickbait 2 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
You will not believe number 6!
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Men do this 9 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Add two bees if you're feeling frisky
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What have we become 26 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Gen Z here. Modern Cartoon Network is full of cheap stuff designed for quick and easy grabs rather than thoughtful and quality shows. It's a mindless entertainment for kids younger than me, it's not like most of them know better. Fortnite is hella overrated and I personally dislike it but it's not terrible, it's free to play with millions of others, wouldn't you play that as a kid? We're not the best at all, classic games and shows built with passion are always better than cheap flicks, but we're not bottom of the barrel trash
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It sure would mean a lot 3 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Why not both?
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