Poisin_Kat

poisin_kat


Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)

— Poisin_Kat Report User
That's what friends are for 26 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
I'd just be like "Oh fuck yea" and go on with my life
5
.....Well shit it's kinda true 20 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Don’t get me wrong, in no way do I support him and I think he’s kinda dumb ngl but,,, seriously? Is this needed? He’s obviously the president to represent the nation if he was elected
Jokes on me, all the people I touch turn into whales 8 comments
poisin_kat · 5 years ago
Reference: 33 pounds, 22 pounds
5
Take that gritty! 6 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
In between professional games, during the intermission between periods some kids get the chance to play on the big rink while audience members usually buy food and drinks or linger around. This kid broke out of the normal game to fight the mascot who was skating around, and was the first kid to get a penalty on that stage.
20
That is not a lot of meat 17 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Can Grandma join us?
6
Exterminate 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Was just going to ask, thank you!
5
You were the worst meme 3 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Hey did y'all know they did surgery on a grape
7
Fact: French is a language 4 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Well that explains why I speak French
4
This angers me 6 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
I saw that too and it annoyed me because there’s people out here with 3k hours who would be much better
11
yes, it is 15 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Is that los- *reads title*
10
How to motivate 13 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
21 stone is 294 pounds ^^
3
Philosophers, now you can rest in peace 9 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
The egg came first, laid by an animal that wouldn't be classified as genetically a chicken until the chicken in that egg hatched
13
Dying in the past 2 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
2019-2018 for the updated part
17
Amusing 2 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Boop
2
Then and now 5 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Wow I love the unchanging water stains
5
Canadians unite 23 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Or at least the coast that slides into BC
1
You're f**ked anyways 11 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
0f is -18c, it seems more than a "bit" cold
22
Stressful rest 2 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Strelax
2
Surprise baby 15 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
My father simply didn't pull out, was always told it was a failed contraceptive though
Shower thoughts 5 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Quarantined solar system?
11
Kappapride 16 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
No
2
One horse power 2 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
A horse outputs 14.9 horsepower
8
bewbz 15 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
It's canon for Sangheili to have breasts actually, guest. The only female showed in the Halo canon, Han 'Chavamee in Halo Legends, had breasts. No fucking idea why they do but they do, I just saw some of the movie yesterday
1
People who use "not having enough time to exercise" as an excuse not to lose weight 17 comments
poisin_kat · 6 years ago
Don't cut too much out too quickly or your body will think it's starving and gain more
3