I think it's a woman. And the fact that it's an elderly grandmother makes it even more concerning

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEBBLE :D

Wait you guys, what dinosaur post is everyone talking about? I've been off funsubstance for a while

That was so deep

Do you see the scale of that map? It is definitely Hawaii

You've gotta be kidding me, bc those lines are from spongebob.

Because it's grammatically incorrect yet it is still a top search

Technically, most of those are spelling errors, not grammatical ones

They're*

Tilt the can

Oh god that is awful

Hey a life is a life. (Unless we're talking about spiders bc those fckers can go die)

No, it's that math makes no frickin sense

I want to make a funny cat pun but I'm not clever enough to.

Your username sorta fits. I don't find it being annoying though - it's inspiring, so thank you :)