So it turns out that rainbows are not, in fact, unicorn farts

Are you retarded?

It says "rainbows are NOT, in fact, unicorn farts"

The fact that someone misread something doesn't make them RETARDED but the fact that someone had to suggest it instead of explaining shows that people are just trying to get their own self esteem boost!

They're*

You've got to be *that* person

Not sure if hippos have that holes on their head :D