Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
The guy is doing the same and mid bite their eyes meet 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I have a special outfit designed to protect me from women, it came complete with a fedora.
5
Kissing cuzzos 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
It is legal in NY but not PA
4
The way things usually work 21 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
What were we even talking about?
"The hell is this?" 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
@matthewg Another one!
They're 100% renewable 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Rhino tusk
1
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
First part- I was in Buffalo for a year in college. City living was not for me. Parking tickets for not moving my car at the right time on Wednesday really rubbed me wrong. The constant non stop noise was awful, we rented near an expressway near a hospital, a park and a zoo. I never saw the stars and it never got dark at night.
Second part- Don’t give me that church thing, justices and judges and church of the internet officiants marry people every day. I’m catholic, the Catholic Church does not perform same sex marriages. Indiana tried to press the issue several years ago. Nearly every town has a judge that can wed anybody. If there was a church of the internet that only married homosexual couples that was the only church in town the straight couples could also be wed by a Justice.
· Edited 5 years ago
Stolen 50 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I think be... one user is hitting every comment I’ve made in two days.
Kids definitely not part of metaphor 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
*Unless you’re R Kelley
2 · Edited 5 years ago
Every Time I'm Browsing The Internet 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
No conscience. Nice. You will go far in life.
Every Time I'm Browsing The Internet 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Apparently I’ve drawn out somebody with a guilty conscience.
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Understand this. I don’t care how many gay weddings you have. I’ve been to one. I don’t care (don’t require my church to officiate though). I have never spoken against your right to marriage equality. I hate the tax burden put on me and the Orwellian laws being championed by progressives in my state legislature. Tell me what I’m being intolerant of?
Every Time I'm Browsing The Internet 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Reminds me of somebody here.
1
They're 100% renewable 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The turtles will be safe
1
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
@bethorien Can you tell me which minority’s rights I complained about? You seem to be the one that “just shit all over the chess board”.
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
@guest my comment had been directed toward a reasonable discussion with you relating to your most recent comment here
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I’m not sure why you have me labeled as a homophobe, but that label isn’t going to stick. Im been close with several homosexuals my entire life and know the nonsense they can be subject to.
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Lmfao. You just told somebody else you are arguing with, “Please go learn how to construct an argument” your example is to resort to name calling and stereotypes and levying false accusations. I don’t know who hurt you but it wasn’t me.
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
What minority’s rights did I complain about. Name one! You can’t because I didn’t. You are the only one bringing that to this discussion.
Stolen 50 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Another cool thing is the red arrow there that tells me that dozens of people think it’s only okay to stereotype if it’s a positive stereotype. Everything I said there is documented by Leos that deal with this stuff.
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
...us you all die of exposure or starvation. We are not respected. We are a novelty to be paid lip service like the Amish. When we do push back we are labeled bigots and homophobes and xenophobes and any other kind of phobe they come up with next month. Most of us don’t give one flying fuck what you do as long as you’re not an asshole. Now the Information Age has our own kids led to believe that we are backwards and that we are the root of all evil in this country. You can only be told so many times from so many outlets that you are the problem before you decide to lash out. Now we gave you Trump. The subsequent freak out and two year temper tantrum has been amusing and eye opening. They have doubled down on the condemnation of Us and our way of life. Don’t call me a piece of shit and then tell me to adapt to your line of thinking when our people have fed, clothed and housed this nation for generations.
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Come on, some city people do weird shit! Do you own a bicycle and car; or do you subscribe to them? Does your apartment building have one storage locker that every tenant shared in the basement? Do you listen to your neighbors mate through a shared wall? These are things that I consider absolutely nuts. Putting my life in the hands of a livery driver that I don’t know scares me. Being in close proximity to thousands of people and their disease ridden bodies on elevators, busses, subways and giant office buildings makes me cringe. Your normal is my nightmare. Now people that embrace this alien way of life make my laws and tell me how to live. There are legislators in New York State that have never traveled west or North of Albany and do not know what a real farm looks or smells like. The animals in their lives get pedicures and wear stupid little sweaters. How am I expected to accept this? Manufacturing, farming, construction, and food production all rely on rural dwellers, without...
Stop watching me you creep! 4 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Aflac
1
Why won't they just settle down? 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
You seriously believe the US wasn’t outfitting the Brits? US civilians were even outfitting them. The lend lease act provided US civilian weapons for the British military. The Nazis has blockaded several ports to prevent US and Canadian materiel from reaching Europe.
When you forget your protractor home 5 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Exactly. It’s a difficult formula to remember. I have to google it every time. The cake to pi conversion is also difficult.