Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
It's All About Those Advertisements 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Besides the office what was copied? I’m a Black Books fan. I could list hundreds of original US programs.
Wyoming Eh? (or: How Canada gets new Citizens) 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
My boss keeps telling me to abandon that idea and to learn to delegate better.
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Kissing cuzzos 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
This is as close as I can get. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXHINK7-o4
*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
The only way, only one way i could see it that you could compell a Catholic priest to officiate a wedding ceremony for two homosexuals is if both parties are practicing Catholics. The Vatican may still put up a fight. Some churches will not wed a catholic to a Protestant. (Interesting side note; my iPhone automatically capitalized Protestant but not catholic, long form Roman Catholic it caught though, sorry I digress). That example is a bit extreme for my tastes but I know it happens. You cannot get a rabbi to wed two Lutherans, or an imam to wed two Jews. That said I can see some standing for two practicing Catholic homosexuals being wed in the church. My cousin is one, his partner was raised agnostic and has not converted. Methodists will wed mixed religions all day, I don’t lnow if they will perform a service for homosexuals, I truly believe that compelling clergy to perform a ceremony that violates their faith is wrong.
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*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
We might have to agree to disagree on the religion thing. I’ll ask my priest to officiate my cousin’s wedding if you can get an imam to officiate it first. The church’s official position now is no. You can’t force Scientologists to offer holy communion or Jehovah Witnesses to get tattoos or FSMs to recite the Lord’s Prayer. You cannot try to force a religion to step outside it’s own boundaries.
Baby Reindeers 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I know. I just thought that one species of deer offspring would slightly resemble another’s. They’re not even close.
Spine-wrecking debt 20 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I swear I read collage in your comment. I should sleep more.
Let me. 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
@matthewg. I accidentally hit random once and went 5 years back in time.
Mac and Cheese 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I shall try that.
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Execute order 66 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Uh oh. We need a go fund me to develop an X wing fighter.
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Just made my day..!! 2 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I upvote this every time it’s posted. (But I’ll never mention my beloved first dog’s name here, nice try but my bank account isn’t worth your trouble)
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Baby Reindeers 17 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Interesting. Looks more like a cow calf than a white tail deer fawn.
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Obsessive complaining disorder 12 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Didn’t realize Kelly Osborne was an OCD spokeswoman.
Wyoming Eh? (or: How Canada gets new Citizens) 9 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Somebody make this the Wyoming Wikipedia entry
It's All About Those Advertisements 8 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
At least our seasons are annual, not once every half decade or so.
Death row 11 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
He can’t even handle a necktie properly.
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Those were the days 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
That was my childhood. Back when Bill Cosby was a wholesome dad named Cliff Huxtable.
I feel nothing-House MD 3 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I miss that show
I meann 71 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I’ve encountered this before. Didn’t know it had its own acronym until now.
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To all gers , I know People say change is Good but sometimes "same" is also 13 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
I checked, it’s not just a shortcut on your phone.
To all gers , I know People say change is Good but sometimes "same" is also 13 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Neuf. Eat my sister in laws cooking.
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Mac and Cheese 6 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Why is there green? This is my favorite recipe for Mac and cheese. https://www.mrfood.com/Pastas/Four-Cheese-Smoked-Mac-n-Cheese
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Yeah that makes sen... Wait 7 comments
pokethebear · 5 years ago
Then which of us is James?
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