Pokethebear

pokethebear


“I am exactly what they say I am
I stand for everything that they can't stand
I can't help it I was born this way
But when I'm gone you'll remember my name”

— Pokethebear Report User
A Zippo lighter from the Vietnam War 4 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Edge lord is not a new title.
Just started to watch this masterpiece. Ich am crying like a little child after this 10 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Which streaming service offers Vikings? I watched season one on History but no longer have that channel.
Time to move 30 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Yea, explain that to AOC
Has society gone too far? 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
The post never said consent was required, just an inane idea that you should ask.
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Has society gone too far? 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Definitely not as good as the first, but they left the whole thing open for a prequel and now the CIA can be involved in season 3.
Alternative funding 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
The green new deal would cost trillions. Unfortunately AOCs supporters don’t have that much to contribute. Though she might have $10,000,000 now from Netflix. Let’s see how that gets redistributed.
Has society gone too far? 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
That was a great series. Hope there’s a season 3.
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Alternative funding 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
They’re at 20.1 million. https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall
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Nobody reads these 7 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Yes we do
He will not divide us 3 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Not so true. We have been helped by the Brits, Canadians, Mexicans, and Japanese.
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15kg hen from Madagascar 11 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
*siund of Colonel Sanders drooling
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Spread what 4 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
You don’t dig the she-mullet?
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Nervous torpid untidy Hippopotamus 6 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Sometimes they’re going the other way
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Potato tomato 4 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Study finds that People who drink water live longer than people who do not.
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Yup, sounds about right 2 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
I’m doing a version of that right this minute. What a pos.
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Time to move 30 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Do you have a pic of your mom?
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This cat attac kid compilation always cheers me up 6 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Sorry y’all. I’m a dog guy. The only non livestock “domesticated” animals to ever attack me are cats. They spaz our for no reason, even when they’re calm and sitting on you the doorbell, or phone ringer, or television can stir them enough that they dig their claws into your knee, thigh and right nut. Or they scratch the shit out of your arm when you find a litter of kittens under the hood under the hood of a tractor that was parked for a month and then you get infected and now you’re on huge fucking antibiotics that give you diarrhea. Dogs rule. Dickhead cats drool.
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We love dads 8 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
I am the Dad now. Have been. It’s stressful.
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My country of Thailand is doomed everyone 16 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
I don’t watch televised media. I catch clips on internet news stories. We couldn’t afford a ridiculous cable or satellite bill anymore and switched to Roku and Fire Stick for entertainment and internet for news. The side effect is that I don’t recognize the late night people and new tv show stars because I don’t see their shows or commercials.
Makes sense the more you think about it 8 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
My father is Air Force and his best friend is Army. When the drink flows the rivalry shows.
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We love dads 8 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
I looked at two items, decided they sucked and I left to go to Home Depot.
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This cat attac kid compilation always cheers me up 6 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
Cats are dickheads
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But examine everything carefully 2 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
I like bible jokes
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Makes sense the more you think about it 8 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
It’s like a sibling rivalry. The 5 branches will ridicule each other relentlessly, but God have mercy on the kid from the next neighborhood that pokes one of them too hard.
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Copious amounts of alcohol 27 comments
pokethebear · 1 year ago
I glad you were able to keep on keeping on though. Some people lose ambition, drive and hope.