This cat attac kid compilation always cheers me up

Boring, untrue, and cliche. Try harder :)

@pokethebear XCUSE ME

Sorry y’all. I’m a dog guy. The only non livestock “domesticated” animals to ever attack me are cats. They spaz our for no reason, even when they’re calm and sitting on you the doorbell, or phone ringer, or television can stir them enough that they dig their claws into your knee, thigh and right nut. Or they scratch the shit out of your arm when you find a litter of kittens under the hood under the hood of a tractor that was parked for a month and then you get infected and now you’re on huge fucking antibiotics that give you diarrhea. Dogs rule. Dickhead cats drool.

Well, I mean, you have a point there, but in my experience it has been the same with dogs. They almost always want to attack me (that might got to do with the fact that I am a cat).