Around the universe! I could fucking go to Neptune, ok? I really, really want to go to Neptune.

YES
NO
GAH

THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS
I FUCKED UP

Yes. The title. So much yes

lol I'd do it

I think it's extremely cool to be honest

o o p s

Oh my fucking god

This even happens at our school dances... I've only got one dress and people give me looks

And then we have silverfish

Heteroflexible. This defines me well. I am heteroflexible.

This title is A+

If you end up going through Cincinnati, OH, go to Graeter's. Some of the best ice cream on the planet.

"baloney pony"

Is this from Interstellar?

This isn't how you actually pick up a chick though because the are hiGHLY uncooperative lil fuckers

But who here has heard of Watsky? 'Cause Watsky is amazing

Someone has sAID IT YES

I want to pAt it

This is one of the reasons I'm entirely thankful for idiots

That squeezy candy stuff is like my third favorite thing