polishedgiraffe

polishedgiraffe


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Which will you choose? 41 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Around the universe! I could fucking go to Neptune, ok? I really, really want to go to Neptune.
What is she doing? 13 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Or just so it doesn't drip into her lap. Is this not immediately obvious?
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Soul mate clock 41 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
YES
NO
GAH
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As a male I can confirm 20 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THIS
I FUCKED UP
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Me too vending machine, me too 4 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Yes. The title. So much yes
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always ask questions 16 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
lol I'd do it
I mean, it's in his freaking ribs! 15 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
I think it's extremely cool to be honest
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So clothes become unwearable after the first time? 11 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Rich people school is, by definition, incredibly stupid. So many people are stupid.
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My wife is pregnant, but 18 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
o o p s
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f*cking subtitles 7 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Oh my fucking god
So clothes become unwearable after the first time? 11 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
This even happens at our school dances... I've only got one dress and people give me looks
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teeth 10 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
And then we have silverfish
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So what are you? 5 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Heteroflexible. This defines me well. I am heteroflexible.
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We can do this the easy way or the hemingway 7 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
This title is A+
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Going to the USA for a roadtrip. This is my checklist 59 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
If you end up going through Cincinnati, OH, go to Graeter's. Some of the best ice cream on the planet.
Baloney pony 26 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
"baloney pony"
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Whenever I log into my computer 5 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Is this from Interstellar?
A Definitive Guide 2 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
This isn't how you actually pick up a chick though because the are hiGHLY uncooperative lil fuckers
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"Kanye West is a better rapper than Eminem" 20 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
But who here has heard of Watsky? 'Cause Watsky is amazing
My window just doesn't open wide enough... 20 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Same, I find the screens annoying because yoU CAN'T LIKE SEE OUT OF THE WINDOW
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Sir charles knows 17 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
Someone has sAID IT YES
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This is a Quokka, the happiest thing on the planet 17 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
I want to pAt it
Why haven't I thought of this 5 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
This is one of the reasons I'm entirely thankful for idiots
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More Things I miss From My Childhood 23 comments
polishedgiraffe · 5 years ago
That squeezy candy stuff is like my third favorite thing
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