You wouldn't download a car, right? 8 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
well if I could I would like you can't illegally put it to download if there isn't a way to and if there was car companies would do it and take preventative measures
World’s largest underground trampoline 11 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
THEN IF YOU ARE EVER OFFERED A CHANCE TO GO SEND ME IN YOUR PLACE BECAUSE I MUST VISIT IT
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Seat belt ad 7 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
My dad broke his back in a car accident once and on a separate occasion he broke his neck while skiing and he's also herniated a disc but aside from the occasional back ache he's totally fine how weird is that
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My mom and joked about this all the time!!! We ain't buyin that shit!! 22 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
And yes I know they have to put it in the commercial but hey
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My mom and joked about this all the time!!! We ain't buyin that shit!! 22 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
YES THOUGH like 'DO YOU WANT RELIEF FROM YOUR MINOR KNEE PAIN? THIS WILL SOMETIMES RELIEVE YOUR MINOR KNEE PAIN! possible side effects are death (in 2% of consumers) and you may suffer from nausea and migraines and diarrhea and sleepiness and depression and problems in your major organs and spontaneous combustion and did we mention death BUT IT'LL RELIEVE YOUR MINOR KNEE PAIN SO YOU SHOULD TRY IT IT'S ALL NATURAL THAT SIXTY LETTER WORD IS UM KALE OIL SURE and btw make sure you ask your doctor though and don't use it if you've been on any medication within the last two centuries or you're pregnant or will be or have been or your friend's cousin is
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So sad 30 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
A lot of americans are fat but then so are a lot of other people I mean lots of people have eating disorders too but do they define a country? No
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American public education system in a nutshell 72 comments
the reddy yellow brown one 12 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
Well all the flavor names are stupid though like 'icy freeze' or whatever
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Weighing tiny birds 8 comments
NOW IT'S 2014 OBAMA ANOTHER PROMISE BROKEN 7 comments
polishedgiraffe
· 10 years ago
When my books get soaked in the rain I let them dry and then I read them
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NOW IT'S 2014 OBAMA ANOTHER PROMISE BROKEN 7 comments
Potassium! Potassium! 22 comments
Where's your baby? 8 comments