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There was a funny post before this so I was smiling then I scrolled down and my face just dropped

I like how the humans are in the cages instead

My favorite movie! I can even read it in Stitch's voice

Today's the day!
The sun is shining!

When I missed the chair…in a skirt…in front of my crush…

"If it wasn't illegal it may have been impressive."
I think either way, it's impressive…

Remember this joke?
A kid asks to go to the bathroom, but the teacher tells him to recite the alphabet first.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ"
"What happened to the P?"
"It's running down my leg."

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Once I went to Wendy's with my sister and friends and we were driving around really fast with the windows down while eating our food and my friend's chicken nugget flew out the window.

My friends had these in class today and my teacher gave them a death stare

This happened to me once while I was at a salon!

I remember playing this and just thinking about how it looks like a girl holding a lizard creature