Rats are actually awesome- the reason people find them unattractive is typically blamed on their tails. And of course, the shady business some of them have been involved in.

Incidentally, bison burgers are awesome, and the first time I had one was from my uncle. Was he trying to tell me something?

My stepfather played this DVD all day every day for about two years, whenever the TV wasn't being used for one of his programmes or video games. It helped with some mental issue, supposedly.
I have memorized not only every scene of the film, but also the entire commentary by Brad Bird.

Brown. Literally the worst fictional hair color.
Of course, in real life I find it to be second only to black.
And it is my natural hair color. Sooo, there's that.

I mean, he's great. But that's a bit much, yea?

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, she's actually pretty cute.
But you're right, I can't see that face in a porno.

"Hold my pie."

I've mentioned this before. It's my pet theory.

Yeah, most guys really don't care about that kind of thing. Which is weird, because they usually have screwed-up standards.

Tobey Maguire was definitely the better Parker.

Stan Lee: excuse you.

When I photograph people, I snap a few shots.
Then I ask them if they're ready. when they say they are, I take a couple more shots.
Then I tell them I got it, then I take a few more shots.
Every. Single. Time. The posed photos are the worst of the batch.

It's an awesome legged statue made from a beetle. They earned our business.

D'awwwww, I have enough to share!

Seriously... "squad" is one of those words that annoys me too much when kids use it that way. Next to "bae".

.......Yes.

Still one of the greatest movies...

I'm down.