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Bridezilla, she roars! 14 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
She did ! She changed it to Hawaii ! DUH !
What? 6 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
We had enforced at home called la chancla.
Dave without eyelids 7 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Im not from america, and Im very aware of the hypocrisy between women genitalia mutilation and circumcision.
Regarding sex, I very much feel pleasure, although I am of course unable to compare to uncircomsised sex.
I was circumsised after an accident that resulted in need for a surgical operation in my groin area. Not sure how NECESSARY it was, but it was a pretty common procedure where I was at the time.
Anyways, my point was that I really don't feel wronged or like I am missing on something, but you seem to know much more about it than I do, so you're probably right !
Dave without eyelids 7 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
As someone who is circumcised (for non religious reasons ) I dont feel like I was mutilated. Dick works fine, pretty sure its healthier (as in less risks of infection with reduced cleaning required), but I'd rather not be quoted on that as I haven't done appropriate research, and if anything I'd say it looks better.
Why Halloween is great 9 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
It also resets when you get kids. Not sure its worth the investment.
They ripped off such a well-known brand 5 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Sure, but what if you already had easy access to millions of types of pizza for free, with almost no adds (hello ublock), would you subscribe then ?
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When your phone vibrate for nothing 8 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
this ! Took me a while to figure it out, but once I was able to recreate it i knew !
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Never thought of that 4 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Boy how wrong can you be ? You can be financially in the shitter and still have access to a cellphone and data (not talking about poor people in third world countries).
Hell, obviously if youre broke you don't need the latest Iphone, but having a smartphone with a basic data plan is probably still a good idea. I lost my phone and had a shitty old nokia for a while, which happened to line up with the moment I was looking for an internship... Boy was it annoying.
If I didn't have a computer I couldn't skype conference if a potential employer wanted to, couldn't use any maps application to find the place where my interview would take place, hell, sending out resumes would've been a pain etc...
Nowadays owning a smartphone is a tool not a luxury, (obviously, owning the last model is a luxury), so there could definitely be hungry people with access to a device.
Love is real 8 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Thats how i first read it and i was like "oh this poor soul."
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Hope I get hired 14 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
I would assume the point of a form is that it is standardised to your company, meaning all applicants fill it the same way, which mean you would be able to easily implement automated filters on thoses fields.
Example, you're looking for someone with a masters or higher in field X ? You can easily filter that "degree" field for words such as 'masters' and 'X'. A CV is customised by every applicant, so it makes filtering for specific information harde.
Obviously you might be missing out on some applications, but if you have A LOT of choice then do you really care ?
Then again, I'm a dev, so thats what came to my mind.
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24 hours challenge 6 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
I mean i'm 22 and I've watched overnight challenges...
Then again they are of a dude trespassing into stadiums and climbing construction sites and shit. Not gonna lie, it's a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Guess who did this 12 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Well... thats a really dumb way of handling the situation, but i believe sexual compatibility is important in a relationship, and if I want to have sex, and my partner doesn't (not this one time, on average), or the other way around then yeah, we have a problem.
Bending the rules 9 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
All the power to them, but this is the 100th time something like this happens, and somehow the articles always make them sound like they are genius who changed the world with the smartest loophole ever.
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Witty title #284 3 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Sure, but did you know that the Ado is blue, dabadi dabado?
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Second chance 9 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Btw I'm in need of a pun for a girl called 'Bushra'. Coz so far the only one I have involves the words bush and raw, and is too crude for me to use.
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Second chance 9 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
If by pick up lines you mean this pre-made shit (like "hey did it hurt ?"...) then I 100% agree. If you include all shitty jokes and one liners that you make up yourself then I disagree.
But then again the whole reason I installed Tinder was to make shitty puns on the girl's name, and I will go down with the ship if I have to.
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When a girl says 7 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
And here I wondered if should specify "all the guys who go to clubs or bars with the intent of trying to pick up women"....
Yeah but 40 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Granular or not, you can't punish someone because they have thoughts they can't control, but who control their actions.
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Second chance 9 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
This sounds a lot like the beginning to r/niceguys tho... Not saying its what it is but... Being overly polite is a bad move I think. Just go for a simple thing of her profile, a bit of wit, or w/e.
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When a girl says 7 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
All guys including me do this at some point in our life, when you still don't know how to flirt in bars and clubs.
Took me two times of buying a drink to a girl and nothing at all hapening (not even conversation) to realize that I was a moron and this wasn't the way to go. I have learned from my mistakes. I'm now of the opinion that, any girl I could hook up by buying her a drink, I could just as much hook up without.
Doesnt mean Ill never buy a drink to a girl, but it's no longer a means to an objective (an ineffective one at that), rather just something to do for someone yo ualready struck a connection with.
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Give him a hug 5 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
Im guessing he is bored of OP posting twitter screenshots of the weratedogs page, because quite franly, one in a while sure, but if I wanted to see all their collection I would go to their fucking page.
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Just uni things 14 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
The fuck is wrong with your uni ? I understand wanting to be strict on absences (although I disagree, if someone passes your class without attending he deserves it IMO, but thats another story).
But when someone is in a serious situation which is outside of their control, if you cant cut them some slack then you are one fucking huge piece of shit...
My employer PAYS ME to do stuff for him, and if I say "Hey, i got in an accident, nothing big, but im dealing with the police, im gonna miss a meeting / this morning", he gets it...
Peace and quiet 11 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
well you COULD set your tent in a trees shadow or something.
Nice to be a hot guy 10 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
As much as it is a dick move to make...
Everyone in the party had the right to object.
If he does that early in the night its a really dick move, but if it has been going on for a while... passing the ball around is nice, but at some point you gotta shoot for the goal if you wanna score.
Going for the 3 girls is a dick move but... he saw an opportunity for a 4some, and since none of the girls objected, either they were really only interested in him, or they were bored of waiting for someone to make a move.
He made a move. A dick move. But noone objected. So maybe OP is just jealous...
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Bruce Banner all the way 12 comments
poopun · 6 years ago
The fuck is a prep ?