Peeing while erect makes it spray everywhere . Like a squirt bottle (Windex for example) it's on the spray setting, normal would be stream, after sex is anybody's guess,stream,split stream, spray,ect. lol

How would he get it in ? lol

Most guys would suffer through it for you

In all seriousness that's a damn good question Grim. Hope it's not some kind of government censorship , with Facebook appeasers .

I can try peeing after sex and after I'm released from the hospital for peeing on her, I'll get back to you. lol

Did your teachers make the class all do cursive pratice for misbehavior ? Class is getting to wild, the flickering of the light switch warning didn't always work, so break out the good old writing books, lol As kids , we always hated that punishment the most. Give me the paddle and call it a day lol

Its actually an excellent decoy area. Need to find the real secret alien base. Area 51 is just a prison for @_guest and @grimreaper . We have to break them out.

Too bad it's not a gif, lol

Thank you. That final post was worrisome . It happened around the same time as a
lot of suicide talk. I am glad you don't take my sarcasm the wrong way. I'm not a very politically correct kind of,guy lol. I really don't want to hurt anyone's feeling when I make stupid comments.

Yeah, I have to force it, don't care for it. I guess it's different for each guy

To me it always felt like there was a lot of pressure , like trying to stop peeing before your finished. Then again I haven't tried it in a long time (25-30 years maybe). After sex I like to relax , but I have to get through the hugging/ dreaded deep talk time,lol

Obsolete writing that the older generations were tortured with. Elementary schools had large paper back books that we could write in. Practice writing letters until hands were all cramped up from holding the pencil.

Shit, I'm sorry. I thought you were replying to me. I will delete the comment if you want.

I was raised Chatholic. I don't care for organized religion. A friend d of mine dad bailed on the family and they were screwed for a long time financially. He rode with us to church and catechism ( my spelling sucks) every week. We had to go so many weeks in a row to recieve communinion. They took attendance by collecting envelopes for the donations. They didn't have money to give and they refused to let him recieve communion even though I told them that he was with me every week. Came down to money. I was about 12 when I came to the conclusion that religion is bullshit. I am still a Christian, not a Bible thumper and believe to each their own. A lot of my friends are athiest or agnostic . No sense in shitting on someone else's beliefs as long as they don't infringe on you (like ISIS).

It doesn't feel good either

Haha. Sounds like their asking for a lynch mob. Good catch there @vitklm

Yes !

Haha, it's cool.

How's your mom , if you don't mind me asking ? I hope she is ok. It's terrible. I recently had a bit of a scare with one daughter with ovarian cancer. She is ok, but she had cancer cells, so she has to be scanned every other year. My olds daughter tested clean after a breat cancer scare a few,years back. It's unbelievable , some of the doctors put testing off that long.

That is a problem. Most people hate going to the doctors in general. It does seem that the "your weak ,if you ask for help" thing is slowly changing for the better.

I agree completely