porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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A magical phone charger 16 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.
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Wholesome content 3 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
I always start on normal difficulty and play for about 30 minutes. If it's too easy, I switch to hard mode, and if it's too hard I switch to easy.
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The emoji we have to care about 4 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
This is so sad... Won't someone think of the chickens?
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Edited 6 years ago
Well that escalated quickly! 10 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Assuming you're the same grade level, tell him when you're both seniors at the end of the last day. Not like he'll graduate with you, considering that only troglodytes take others food without permission.
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Noot doot 1 comments
My cat was biting my foot while I took this picture 30 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Shhh... just sleep now. *douses you with gasoline*
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I don't understand how sleep works, did I do it correctly?
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I don't understand how sleep works, did I do it correctly?
Griffin is all alone 11 comments
Best Tattoo in existence 8 comments
How the moon travels 6 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
That's where the new moon would be, but you know... it's kinda impossible to see it.
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One of these don’t belong 6 comments
Saw this earlier 8 comments
Which one would you choose? 77 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT
Using logic, I choose the sonic screwdriver.
The lightsaber can only work to its rightful owner, and I'm guessing I just took this from somewhere, so it's essentially just a metal stick.
The Elder Wand only works the same way as the light saber, and in fact kills Voldemort as he tries to wield it against his owner (Harry Potter). Also, I'd get my throat slit while I was sleeping.
The sonic screwdriver is the only one that I could control, and comes without the risk of immediate accidental dismemberment and/or death.
Using logic, I choose the sonic screwdriver.
The lightsaber can only work to its rightful owner, and I'm guessing I just took this from somewhere, so it's essentially just a metal stick.
The Elder Wand only works the same way as the light saber, and in fact kills Voldemort as he tries to wield it against his owner (Harry Potter). Also, I'd get my throat slit while I was sleeping.
The sonic screwdriver is the only one that I could control, and comes without the risk of immediate accidental dismemberment and/or death.
They be cray cray 26 comments
Quicker than a Lada 9 comments
The Parasite 5 comments
Quicker than a Lada 9 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
but... maple syrup is sticky and slows it down? Or do canadians make their maple syrup differently...?
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