porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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1st day here? 5 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
How can you tell?
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What do you call this move? 15 comments
Oh so that’s the problem? 9 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
I mean, diabetes isn't going to go away by eating less. All it'll do is make you hungry.
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Standards 6 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
Yeah unless it's that one kid screaming and running around in a restaurant, in which case you gotta restrain yourself from clotheslining him when he runs by your chair
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Standards 6 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
Carjacking also tends to have a much shorter jail time than child kidnapping
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Better Gregposting 5 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
The fact that Hot Milk involuntarily played in my head when I saw this makes me sad
Horace Greasley staring down Himmler 11 comments
I'll take tonight 10 comments
Horace Greasley staring down Himmler 11 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
His face shows it all. He's been through hell, and even half-starved he has the guts to stare down the devil and ask for a real challenge.
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Number one so why try harder. 3 comments
Better Gregposting 5 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
He said he'd go to school if Susan Heffley was the teacher, lunch, bus and uniform.
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41…42…43… 9 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
I mean, a person who still doesn't wish to think that you aren't the gender they want you to be, it can feel rather conceited. Maybe the phrasing is a little aggressive, but I don't doubt the message.
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"I restrict you because I love you" 6 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
And then they get angry for people innovating *too much* so when the people inevitably rebel you don't hear from them again
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If gun don't work use more gun 4 comments
"I restrict you because I love you" 6 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
It's the CCP, so they'll be censoring basically everything that promotes individuality.
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Unpopular opinion, but I really like the firecracker 18 comments
porch_light
· 9 weeks ago
When I still lived in Virginia we had an ice cream truck with probably the chillest man ever. He came around about once a month in our neighbourhood and I always tried to convince my mom for $2 to get a firecracker. But people who came to his truck without money still got free samples of dippin' dots.
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A simple solution 2 comments
