oh god please help someone crashed their car on the highway and im bleeding ver

Moe's

Yes, but so does Vader. Like saying a guy fighting a guy with a sword still has their fists. Yes, but if we're taking bets I think I'd know who would win.

This. You also barely have to do anything for them, they're very easy to take care of and will grow well on its own. Just remember, tomato plants are vines and will absolutely grow out of control if you let them.

Are you sure you're not just a vampire?

I think it's a... 'fan-made' episode... *ahem*

Not much of a fight if one of them can't defend themselves.

Nah, they looped all the way around and became an A cup again.

A THIRD one? I didn't get a single one this year... :(

Getting a tan, duh

Memory: 999 GB RAM
That's actually entirely possible nowadays .-.

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Well, first we had plants ruling the world. Then fish. Then lizards. Now, mammals. Next in line is the birds, maybe bugs.

Or ritualistically sacrificed to a volcano to appease the gods and lift the drought on the farmlands

coulda just stopped at 'People think that all Americans are stupid'

Oh yeah, you gotta take care of vine plants and make sure they don't grow out of control. That applies to almost every plant, though. We have a neighbor that has such a massive mango tree on their front yard that produces so many he allows the entire neighbourhood to take as many as they want, and even then there's still an excess. No idea what they did to the tree or the soil, but they're damn good mangoes. The squirrels and raccoons love them, too.

Don't use hands. at all.
Checkmate non-scalies

@zombie_slayr that just sounds like schizophrenia with extra steps

I'm sorry, did you say September?