Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and (bentonconqueringhumanity) became a damn meme.

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Very soft 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Why is your son also an electrode!?
How to end a career real quick 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
I've always hated Clarence. Didn't realize the maker was a pos, too.
Just shower thoughts 18 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Never actually thought about that. I always thought the people in zombie films wore leather to be flashy or display their power in comparison to the other people in the group, not for actual functionality.
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Why 21 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Cursed
Either that or Fear
11/10 good boi 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
*smashes the (A) button to speed up the process*
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nipples on a breastplate 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Visibly confused by the title but okay.
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Wolfs!! 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
A wherewolf *smoke bombs away*
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Wise men say 7 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
*laughs in vampire*
Sneaky bastard 1 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Don't worry, I'll fix that for you! :)
True facts 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
*raises both hands so I can breathe easier*
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What trait of your personality do you fake? 11 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Most of them.
That's what happens when you're not stupid enough to let your strongest Pokemon 6 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Oh please, Ash has captured a total of like, 12 pokemon throughout the series.
Tis the season 7 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
*ahem*
Sorry. I just hate the word 'helloooooo'.
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Name a song which does that to you 12 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Ayyy macarena
Ultimate Despair 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
How could this happen to meeeEEEEEEEE?!
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The stress is real 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
RANDY YOU'RE THE BUS DRIVER
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Well... F**k 1 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
39 years youg
Tis the season 7 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
*screaming*
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Psst. Hey... Hey, you! 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
*screams in commas*
Seems legit measurements? 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Or... OR...
How about a meter stick?
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I feel threatened 1 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Congratulations, Billy, you're being adopted by these two wonderful peo-
*gunshot* *gunshot*
I just don't flirt 1 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Can't say this is inaccurate.
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5min before the test 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
But... Snorlax learned Amnesia!
*game explodes*
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My kittens face after I explained to her that nice cats don’t scratch people 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
That isn't the face of shame. That's the face of the villain feeling unemotional during a childhood flashback sequence.
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Sometimes Germans invent the wurst things 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Finally, the time where I'm ALLOWED to eat a hose.
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