Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and (bentonconqueringhumanity) became a damn meme.

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Anon and his new friend 8 comments
porch_light · 4 hours ago
Yeah, then you can go to prison where it won't matter!
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Friendship 1 comments
porch_light · 4 hours ago
OH MY GAWD PIPLUP KJSBAS<EAHSJDEJS
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winner 3 comments
porch_light · 4 hours ago
Good idea, tbh. If people know who you are then they won't ever stop pestering you over money. Hell, it even paints a massive target for crooks and robbers, setting you in danger. This man's not trying to be funny, he's being ingenious.
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Learn c++ 9 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
wouldn't it be '2:52:00' then?
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Learn c++ 9 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
@jokur_and_batmon it says '2:52'...
A lavender field next to a wheat field 3 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
This kinda reminds me of the mirror bit in Take on Me...
wait no, If I mention it, there's like a 98% chance it's going to get sung! What have I doWE'RE TALKING AWAY
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Oh, thanks satan 7 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
noitcefreP
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Post post 6 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
His face tattoos might, but look at his arm.
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it's a jungle out there 2 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
Organized chaos is basically how I organize everything.
For those who are socially awkward 5 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
*clink*
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Relatable 3 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
we can wander through the corpses, and do so as we pleASE DONT KILL M
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Preach 5 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
The last time I wanted a show to make a reboot, Teen Titans Go came out... I've never wanted a reboot of any TV show/movie since.
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I just thought I'd share the picture of my bunny with everybody 4 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
I can't tell if his eyes are bloodshot or opening a portal to hell. Still adorable either way!
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Relatable 2 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
I've never felt so attacked in my life.
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You better pray there's a God if you still have a chance of missing 5 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
*shoots*
*bullets shoot straight up, despite pointing right at the alien and the alien ducking a full second late*
'Damnit! Enemy still ali- aaaagh!'
*bleedout from a 2% crit, bullcrapinglyhigh% hit chance from a thin man 7 kilometers away*
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18th B’day picture! 29 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
Happy birthday! Also looking really sharp.
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Bosco Verticale residential towers in Milan 1 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
Nah this is a creative mode Minecraft treehouse
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That feeling 4 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
You wanna get a car crash? Because that's how you get a car crash.
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Since we're sharing pets (I don't have a Fur-baby. Just a Snek) 17 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
Take good care of this noodle c:
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4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
t__v__t, no
Youth today...Smh 19 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Teach 'em young and teach 'em right.
Youth today...Smh 19 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
...remember the last time you played as Zelda instead of Link in a 'canonical' game?
One of many problems 9 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
And this extends only to programmers why...?
I just wanted a weekend off.... 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
The best part about this is that her eyes display that she doesn't want to do this either.
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Hard-to-find confused open Turtle 8 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
If the turtle is open, why is it so hard-to-find...? Just ask where it is. I'LL FIND YOU TURTLE!