Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Both... Both is bad 2 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
How to get children to do things they aren't supposed to:
1. tell them not to
Congrats! They'll do exactly that the moment your back is turned.
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"There is no bigotry here. You are all equally worthless." 2 comments
porch_light · 5 hours ago
I've always found these posts kind of silly, because I mean... did you think gay people didn't exist back then? Did you think they just started existing a mere 100 years ago? They've always sorta been a thing regardless of what time period you're talking about.
gay 3 comments
porch_light · 14 hours ago
why is her mouth like that?
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Don’t forget it! 15 comments
porch_light · 14 hours ago
This isn't really a woooosh (with 4 Os), there wasn't really any way to tell if you were joking or not.
Science improves lives 2 comments
porch_light · 15 hours ago
This is why I like pie more than cake
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Tsundere or Tomboy? 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
uh... yeah, sure, black lagoon... ive definitely seen that before... (incoherent whistling that's slightly painful to listen to)
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Calf raises 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
how wholesome, thanks bot :)
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Fillosuffee 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
it really isnt in the wild west phase, though. when things actually matter, aka when illegal stuff happens on the internet, there are many ways people can be tracked, monitored, reported, etc
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I dread the day I am discovered 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
the day someone finds my alt accounts is the day im deleting all of existence
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Tsundere or Tomboy? 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
I'd prefer one thats just as likely to shoot me with a beretta m9a1 than to go out with me
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Russian improvised trench knife single shot gun 7 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
This is like, the exact opposite of a bayonet
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Sorry mauser c96 8 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Probably one of my favorite secondaries in PD2 because you can straight up modify it into a sniper rifle
I can’t think of a good title 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
someone blindfolded her
Engineering fail and win! 1 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
pee
All my homies h8 wasps 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
spiders and ants should be swapped tbh
Wood house bad 2 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
this looks like a Sims house
Ngl space sounds cooler than taxes 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
The instabilities in this country could easily lead to a complete civil divide by 2040
Drunk Girls Being Wholesome 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
one time a few girls drunk on ichor tried to sacrifice me to shoggoth
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I have some lays in the corner if you want 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
well there is a large pile of blankets so there may be moths soon
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Friends 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
...I actually love fruitcake...
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Britannia rules the waves 1 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
The russians, invading forces
The winter
Don’t be shy, tell me 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Dallas, Chains and Wolf
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Froggo Fun #525 - Pineapple: The Snacc That Bite Bacc 4 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Oh, i was guessing it had to do with the impaley spikes and acid juice, my bad.
Don’t forget it! 15 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
I learned about it from Terraria
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