Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Wait a minu 4 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
oh god please help someone crashed their car on the highway and im bleeding ver
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Yup 6 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Moe's
Star wars good vibrations 8 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Yes, but so does Vader. Like saying a guy fighting a guy with a sword still has their fists. Yes, but if we're taking bets I think I'd know who would win.
Let's grow some tomatoes 8 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
This. You also barely have to do anything for them, they're very easy to take care of and will grow well on its own. Just remember, tomato plants are vines and will absolutely grow out of control if you let them.
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Got range like a railgun 5 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
My brain literally refuses to believe all 4 of those is the same person.
Brick smartphone 1 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
I'd honestly love to have this, anything over my pathetic battery life.
Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Are you sure you're not just a vampire?
Someone respond to the man 3 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
I think it's a... 'fan-made' episode... *ahem*
Star wars good vibrations 8 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Not much of a fight if one of them can't defend themselves.
Haha young people go swipe swipe 2 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
0/10 not even a single minion, so I was not physically allowed to laugh.
Corona Virus: Got some good plans? How bout dis? 8 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
I love how absolutely nobody here used a reply, instead making their own comments.
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Step up your game women 4 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Nah, they looped all the way around and became an A cup again.
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You better go buy me something 3 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
A THIRD one? I didn't get a single one this year... :(
This sign on a furniture store window 2 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Getting a tan, duh
You can't spell indie without die 3 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Memory: 999 GB RAM
That's actually entirely possible nowadays .-.
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Always eat your vegetables 10 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
imgurcom/a/aWt8aoH
Quick! Evasive action! 3 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Well, first we had plants ruling the world. Then fish. Then lizards. Now, mammals. Next in line is the birds, maybe bugs.
Flying cars 3 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Or ritualistically sacrificed to a volcano to appease the gods and lift the drought on the farmlands
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R stands for really fast 11 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
coulda just stopped at 'People think that all Americans are stupid'
Let's grow some tomatoes 8 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Oh yeah, you gotta take care of vine plants and make sure they don't grow out of control. That applies to almost every plant, though. We have a neighbor that has such a massive mango tree on their front yard that produces so many he allows the entire neighbourhood to take as many as they want, and even then there's still an excess. No idea what they did to the tree or the soil, but they're damn good mangoes. The squirrels and raccoons love them, too.
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Oldies #258 19 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
Don't use hands. at all.
Checkmate non-scalies
Soldiers Named a US Army Tank "Crippling Depression" 1 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
This is what I mean in games when I say I'm the tank.
Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat 6 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
@zombie_slayr that just sounds like schizophrenia with extra steps
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Mariah Carey on December 1st 4 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
I'm sorry, did you say September?
Mariah Carey on December 1st 4 comments
porch_light · 24 weeks ago
For a hot minute I thought this said 'Martha Corey' an was wondering what the Salem trials had to do with anything