Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and (bentonconqueringhumanity) became a damn meme.

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Subedisup 3 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
Up in here, up in here
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A moose! 9 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
The more moose are described the more fake they sound.
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Ferret Jail 5 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
No! He needs to walk! He can't walk in that smol cage!
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Sneak 3000 6 comments
porch_light · 1 day ago
This sounds like a #justgirlythings post
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This is amazing 10 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
I ate the comment.
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These are the real questions 9 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Unless of course, the person uses a lightsabre, in which case they'll die no matter what they're wearing.
Here's an idea 14 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Okay, but I actually wish my high school teaches cooking. Going to college in a few years, and so far the only things I really know how to make on the stove are grilled cheese, mac & cheese and scrambled eggs. I barely even know how to operate it.
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Don't nuke a country twice 6 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Oh come on! They didn't put 'omae wa mou shindeiru' on it?! Waste of tax money...
How I wish I could have that 11 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
You scream in pure fear. You don't even have a son.
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What a romantic picture 2 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
How does a camera become a ghost?
Certainly 7 comments
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Pathetic 6 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
I'm Lapis Lazui.
Pathetic 6 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Pathetic
Attempting to grow weed isn't illegal 3 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Cop: Are you testing me?
Person: No, the weed is in the glove box lol
Hard mornings 5 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Oh... what should I do with all this skin I potato-peeled off then...?
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Basically Rick from Rick & Morty 3 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
The Adventures of God much??
Hoo ha 3 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Thank you!
What if I accidentally have a water bottle on me? 5 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
*alarm goes off*
oh crap... I think i accidentally left my shampoo with my assault rifle. Sorry!
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Bar has a clever way to keep customers safe 9 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
This is GENIUS.
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Damn the snowman went mad at them 17 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
I think you said 'Ah, my best work...'.
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
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i should start some sort of vietnamese cursed imagine series. 4 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
God presents: Chicken 2
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@fell_equinox posted just the first half, check them out! 12 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
'Alfred, give birth to Robin. *Alfred begins the process since it is his job*'
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
porch_light · 5 days ago
To protect the world from devastation
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