porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Meanwhile, in Texas 11 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
*patiently waits for @texasranger*
I think this dude needs some help 3 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
He's just trying to Mission Impossible into your kitchen to get some honey. Let him have some.
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When ice cream goes over to the dark side 8 comments
This isn't right 4 comments
Small earth 10 comments
Happy birthday, mtv! 6 comments
Rosy maple moths 5 comments
And then God made mushrooms 4 comments
!!OMG YUM!! 40 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Okay but who thought up of that bacon hardshell? I want to marry them and have one of these desserts on the wedding.
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"WHERE ARE MY BALLS, SUMMER??" 3 comments
How the moon travels 6 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Perhaps I phrased that poorly... I thought since you couldn't see it in the image, they 'shopped in a full moon to represent where it would be.
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Magenta isn't real 14 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Funny you say that spiderwoman. You know, my grandmother was... not made that way at all.
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It's the very essence of reality 7 comments
Don't say a thing 20 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
*starts blasting christmas music on November 1st, getting it stuck in other's heads*
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You will not too 11 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Thanks for clearing up the confusion, veryhairybeary. It's true, I've never read anything further than the first two pages (and well... Gal. 4:16).
One of these don’t belong 6 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
What are you talking about guest?! Waffle cones are the best thing that happened to ice cream!
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