porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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A haircut for you 7 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Wow, first you steal their money then you steal their hair. Capitalism, people, am I right?-.-
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Chances 2 comments
Girl listening to music 3 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
I don't think wires are supposed to bend into sharp points like that... at the very least, you'll barely hear anything out of them.
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Lava exploding next to a tourist boat 4 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Tourist: Ooooh, interesting...
Captain: WE'RE GOING BACK! GET ON THE EMERGENCY BOAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Tourist: *snaps picture*
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Captain: WE'RE GOING BACK! GET ON THE EMERGENCY BOAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Tourist: *snaps picture*
Oh dear 15 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Hey! Above you! Stop eating the owners of this house, you're driving away the neighbourhood!
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Just picture this scene 19 comments
Hey buddy 8 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Oh no, not you moth, I was talking to a different one, I didn't mean it...
"did.. you still needed these?" 3 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
oh yes, i forgive everything little miss snuggleton, you know i'll always love yo- WAS THAT MY BIONICLE MASK OF LIGHT VHS? THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD!
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Photographer 360° spin 5 comments
Daily Dose of Cute October #9 4 comments
You like things preserved in amber? Check out this 54 million year old gekko 13 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
I get similar reactions for being a marine biologist. Think I study badass animals in the wild daily when I'm actually just trying not to let two asswipefish (unofficial name) kill each other in a tank.
The sadness within 4 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
I feel like this would be more appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk&t=37s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk&t=37s
Hey buddy 8 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Try your darnest, silly moth! Fight me and my family of ~6,250,000,000! You probably can't even take a human family!
That's not a bug 25 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Is that why that moth earlier was hitting me repeatedly? Guess he was tired after trying, because he fell to the ground and stopped moving.
Your 37 remaining guitars explode. You're enemy remains unimpressed.