porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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If the bone sack can do it, so can you 3 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
bro
The lady jessica 9 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Don't worry, not many moths out today. Only that massive cloud that's coming closer to
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Vampire joke 8 comments
What a nice guy 6 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
This guy probably has an awesome side quest.
Wait, this seems oddly familiar... @dr_richard_ew
Wait, this seems oddly familiar... @dr_richard_ew
"wat?" 1 comments
Life could be a dream 7 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
I've gone on a high-calorie low-nutrient diet recommended by my doctor and I LOST half a pound. What in the ever-loving crap do I do?!
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Amorphophallus Titanium, one of the largest flower in the world 8 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
1. This flower smells like a rotting ass
2. It's actually not the largest, it's composed of a BUNCH of tiny flowers. The largest flower is the rafflesia, which also smells like a rotting ass.
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2. It's actually not the largest, it's composed of a BUNCH of tiny flowers. The largest flower is the rafflesia, which also smells like a rotting ass.
My cooking skill 7 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
You did not put in enough water, classic mistake. Put more water in, and if it stays sticky then put a small dash of vegetable oil. Don't stir rice unless you want it to go everywhere, along with possible steam burns.
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Edited 6 years ago
Vampire joke 8 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
I thought it was because a boner requires blood flowing to your parts...
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Cells be like 15 comments
Graffiti by idiots!! 4 comments
I don't see many of them anymore 11 comments
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in Baghdad city 20 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
*rolls a 6*
you make a completely average bad noise. It's unpleasant, but not so bad they need to cover their ears.
*sighs*
for pete's sake, just murder them and stop trying to go the hippie route.
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you make a completely average bad noise. It's unpleasant, but not so bad they need to cover their ears.
*sighs*
for pete's sake, just murder them and stop trying to go the hippie route.
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in Baghdad city 20 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
*natural 2*
Your enemies cover their ears in pain. The ones that have high willpower instead open fire.
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Your enemies cover their ears in pain. The ones that have high willpower instead open fire.
Oh shid 2 comments
porch_light
· 6 years ago
Nice try, posting your newest murder victim and expecting to get away with it... only @dr_richard_ew can do that!
Oceans 8 comments
