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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Guilty af. 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

What is body carpet and what's the average pricing?

Nothing gets me more than hearing a pet lick itself 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh... I thought you were talking about your cat.

theory 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

THIS

Getting to know funsubsters 74 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Done, glad to be a part of this community c:

I know the feeling bro 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

HE'S SELLING CHEESE, GET HIM!

Teach your children young 17 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

'has 20+ years experience living with and learning about dogs'

The World's Happiest Criminal 15 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Wait, killing sprees are illegal? SHIT.

I need more wolves 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Me (with army of wolves): *genocide entire army of skeletons because lol why not*
Skeleton: *shoots a single one of my wolves by mistake*
Me: I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL WITH MY BARE HANDS

Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Does organ harvesting count as an occult phase?

Canadians are polite 24 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Please don't, I already know how good Canadian Special Forces are...

Rap is in safe hands 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

debatable...

15kg hen from Madagascar 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

In awe

Anti-vaxxer gets roasted 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

No escape from

Nothing gets me more than hearing a pet lick itself 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Are you certain that you don't sleep above a monster...?

Me IRL 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Coffee cake is amazing when made correctly...

Anti-vaxxer gets roasted 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Is this just fantasy?

Pillows! 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I can CC this, you very likely might become a pillow if you trust them too much.

So much liquid 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Nitroglycerin is also a liquid bomb, and guess how gently they chuck it in the bin?

Let's stick with "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for 800$ Alex 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

T H E S E Q U E L

I appreciate all of you 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I also appreciate this bunny

He tells the truth 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Maybe he didn't know how to record a video?

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Who would you be? 23 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Same.

I love Lamp 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

good to know moth is still around :)

Miss those days 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

In this episode, isn't there dynamite in the room during that scene? Kinda realistic, considering the post.

hit the nail right on the head 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

There is no way where we are rolling...

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