Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Is it stupid if it works ? 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@guest r/woooosh
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Since we like English phrases on Chinese clothing 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
No, but using it will in a literal sense.
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So Long, Space Cowboy... 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*scream crying*
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The fastest man alive 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
BATMAN AND LAUGHING??
Wizards 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I mean, there is such a thing in the HP universe to cast spells without saying them out loud...
O h l a w d 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
C H O N K
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My Drawing vs Real Photo 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I've reversed image searched it, and it did say 'no results found', so I believe it.
(then again, I prefer to believe things over doubting them)
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Alike adamant crowded Salamander 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Thank god for the red circle, I was lost for a full hour before I finally saw it... I was starting to give up hope if I'll ever read the meme, but it saved my life...
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Get it? 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'like three people will get this'
No, basically everybody gets it.
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If you are the last person on Earth I wouldn't exist 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
If you are the last person on Earth I wouldn't exist
Anon helps the Retarded 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
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̧̛̰͖̪͈̖̲̣͓̗̆̅͆̓͝͞.̷̹̞͙̙͈̈́̈̏͋͝
̵̢̛̮̺̳̣̮̹̓͒̒̒͡S̸̶̷̸̴̴̷̶̸̡̡̡̧̡̡̢̧̡̛̱͍͇̦̖͕̩̙͔͔͔̻̼̠̫̰͍̥̰͖̼͙͙̙̥̮̹̖̙̟̭̹̟̟̝̣͇̣̪̹͇͍̘̤̺̙͖͓͎̝̗̣̝̪̹͉͙̗̜͍̪͓̜̹͖̠͙̪̬͔͕͍̬͍͚̲͓̣̱̮̳͎̮͓̤̮̻̹̜̳̯̻͙͇̜͚͓͚̯͓̫̻̮̼̦̜̻̳͈͍̔̊̑̈̆̄͑͐̽͂̇͑̌̅̋̏̑̂̂́̇͒͒͆̀͒͂̊̒̏̍̀̀̎̇̅́͑͑̒͊̿̎͂͊̆̉̀͋͋̍̀̊̆͆̾͌͌̓̄̋͊͌̀̀̌̉͐̒̈́͐̀͛̅̊̆͛̂̓͐̃̿̅͗̔̓̀̅̑̒̈̾̎́̇̔̿͋͗̔͑̊͌̃̈́̋̐͆͒̑̀͐̋̈̑͒̔̕̚͘͘̕͘͟͟͜͜͢͝͝͝͠͡͞͝͡͠͝͝͠͝ͅƯ̴̵̶̴̸̶̴̴̵̧̨̨̢̡̧̢̧̡̡̛̛̳̼̜̗͍͎̮̩̩̱̺͇͓̣͉̱̫͖̯͉̹̭͓͈͇͇̮͉͈͕͍̳̱͈͉̠͖͓̳̠̯̗͖̖̘̺͎̫̯̺̻͈͉̮͍͈͚̦̺͍̣̳̪̣̹̳͇͕̩̠̰̜̠͉̗͇͇͓͍̼̺̥̜̘̣̙̖̖̝̩̟͙͇̬̩̘̟̖͚̠̰͚̯̪̗͖͚̔̎̓̍̆̌̆̏̌̀̽̂̃̈̄̿̀͊̌̓́̔͊̈̔̃̄͆́̆̅̐̃̀̂̋̓͛̅̑̾̅̍͌̐̓̈́̀͐͒̈́̀͆̿̇̔͌͐̉͊̏͆͛͋̀̾͑̽̐͛̍́̑̄̐̉̍͑͋̿̄̉͒̉̉̃̎̓̀̋͊͐͐̔̾̿̄̍͗̇͛͛̀͐̈̓̇͆̽͘̚̕̚͘͘͘͢͢͜͢͟͢͜͢͜͠͡͠͝͡͝͝͠͡͝͡͞͡͝͝ͅC̴̶̴̴̴̸̶̸̢̧̧̨̡̧̧̡̡̢̛̬̺̩̱̞̲̝͚͍͍̥̼̲̥̖̥͉̬̭̲̗͎̖̩͇̺͔̪̗̗̯̞̺̪͚̤̤͙͎͍̗͎̹͇̫̘̺͈͉͔̫̮͈̬͉͇̬̩̮̝͖̬̳͓̦̤̳͉̳̯̯͖͔͖̟͍͚̟̗͔̺͒̃̇͑͋́̀̎̈̽̓͗̀́͗̋̿̈͂̔̍̃͂̍́̐̓̑̆̂͌̏̑͋͊͛̎̑́̈́̅̾̓̆̅͂͐̄́́̉̾̉͗̔͑͒̌̔͐̔̓͆̓̔̎̂̀̀̆̾̊̈̍͐̈͌͌̐̑́̀̕͘̕̚̕͜͢͟͢͟͢͜͢͢͝͞͠͠͞͝͝͠͞͞͠ͅͅͅC̷̶̶̷̡̧̨̡̢̛͙̭̤͚͖̱̝̰̬̱̦͚̼̼͕̗̹̥̼̻͈̩̖̬͍̲̦̭̥̤͓͔͙̙̯͈̹̲͖̞̦̤͓͎̤͖̠͔̮͈̰͉̘̺͓̫̞̝̪͚̻̟̜͖̞̼̪̫̬̘̟̮͚̙̀͑̔̋̌̓̔̽͑̾̑̾̓̿̅̂̿̏͛͆̓̏͛͗͐̎̒̅̌̇̀̀͛̓͌̊̎̈́̎̓̂̍̊̐̾̔̅̓̐͊̏̀̄̽̂̌͆̈̔͊̏͛̇̾̅̀̓͌̅̍̈́̐̅̓̄̕̚͘̚͘͟͢͟͢͢͢͢͟͡͝͝͡͡ͅͅ
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Evasive shiny impolite Mosquito 29 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
mE TOO
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When movie tie-ins were awesome games 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The Lion King one was WAY too hard, though! Too many leaps of fai(lure)th, and the giraffe that lets you go past the large pit is a near-frame perfect jump.
So long, friend 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Lie down
Try not to cry
Cry a lot
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Where does he work? 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I thought you were going to say you were a pig farmer, or babysitter. (Now that I think about it, all three are basically the same thing)
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Oh how times have changed 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
FACEBOOK MEME ALERT, FACEBOOK MEME ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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That escalated quickly 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Translation:
'Donald Duck
Pringles and Venezuela'
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Day 3 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Is there an emotion that describes the feeling of '????????'
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F**k fortnite 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
To be fair, Oogway is technically dead, but he shows up so freakin' often you forget that he died in the first place.
Encouraging cat 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 3
title 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
PLEASE DELETE THAT SECOND PICTURE THAT I SO DISTURBING AND I HATE THAT PLEASE STOP
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Ye have been banished 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
r/uselessredcircle
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Say something about this 21 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
tasty snack machine
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Wait a minute 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I mean, probably. Depends on if you built your rundown, boarded up house on a mountainous Indian burial ground. If any of those aren't true, you're probably fine.
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It's a... Brane? 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*primal instinct makes me throw gameboy across the room in a desperate attempt to save my eardrums*
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