porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Anon and his new friend 8 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Yeah, then you can go to prison where it won't matter!
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winner 4 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Good idea, tbh. If people know who you are then they won't ever stop pestering you over money. Hell, it even paints a massive target for crooks and robbers, setting you in danger. This man's not trying to be funny, he's being ingenious.
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A lavender field next to a wheat field 4 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
This kinda reminds me of the mirror bit in Take on Me...
wait no, If I mention it, there's like a 98% chance it's going to get sung! What have I doWE'RE TALKING AWAY
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Edited 5 years ago
wait no, If I mention it, there's like a 98% chance it's going to get sung! What have I doWE'RE TALKING AWAY
it's a jungle out there 2 comments
Relatable 3 comments
Preach 8 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
The last time I wanted a show to make a reboot, Teen Titans Go came out... I've never wanted a reboot of any TV show/movie since.
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I just thought I'd share the picture of my bunny with everybody 4 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I can't tell if his eyes are bloodshot or opening a portal to hell. Still adorable either way!
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You better pray there's a God if you still have a chance of missing 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
*shoots*
*bullets shoot straight up, despite pointing right at the alien and the alien ducking a full second late*
'Damnit! Enemy still ali- aaaagh!'
*bleedout from a 2% crit, bullcrapinglyhigh% hit chance from a thin man 7 kilometers away*
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*bullets shoot straight up, despite pointing right at the alien and the alien ducking a full second late*
'Damnit! Enemy still ali- aaaagh!'
*bleedout from a 2% crit, bullcrapinglyhigh% hit chance from a thin man 7 kilometers away*
18th B’day picture! 42 comments
Bosco Verticale residential towers in Milan 2 comments
That feeling 5 comments
Youth today...Smh 19 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
...remember the last time you played as Zelda instead of Link in a 'canonical' game?
One of many problems 9 comments
I just wanted a weekend off.... 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
The best part about this is that her eyes display that she doesn't want to do this either.
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Edited 5 years ago
Hard-to-find confused open Turtle 8 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
If the turtle is open, why is it so hard-to-find...? Just ask where it is. I'LL FIND YOU TURTLE!
Get it? 12 comments
