porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
— Porch_Light Report User
I'm not your mate, bro 12 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I AM THE UNICORN WIZARD!
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This is Momo the possum 13 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
It can be either way, but it mainly depends on the species and your dialect.
And this is Rosita my beakless birb 12 comments
Crap! What do I do?!? 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Bowling is always a good time, from what I've experienced with my gir- oh who am I kidding, I don't have one.
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Jedi mind trick in the description 1 comments
Now you have cancer! 4 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Please... my cat can't take much more cloning... she's begging for mercy, please stop the madness.
Abandon All Hope 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Throw him across the room at the cashier's face, then take the sauce and run away screaming. You have to do this BEFORE completing the 'toad alliance' quest, however, else you won't be able to bring any harm upon him. Many people are unable to complete this quest because there's no indicators that the toad alliance quest will lock you out, and this quest appears after it.
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The Shrekposting never ends 2 comments
Day 6 4 comments
I'm in! 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Ya can't have several different kinds of pizzas if none of them have any veggies on them, otherwise it's a grease overload.
Ice cream with no cone 13 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
eat as much of the cone as possible, then eat the ice cream; that's how I've always done it.
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When coder write code. 4 comments
Marble-like cheese 2 comments
No seed cucumber 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
It seems slightly photoshopped tbh, due to the yellowing where the seeds would be.
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Ice cream with no cone 13 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
This is simultaneously a dream come true and slightly curs- I FCUKN DROPPED IT
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F**k fortnite 6 comments
