Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Guilty 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
r/gatekeeping, and also this happens anywhere with a line, not just restaurants.
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Netflix>movie theatre 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
A M E N .
Arctic Wolf Pack 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Photographer is: brave and amazing
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Good job, PETA 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Well, this sounds like the post to do it. Plus, it does sound like an interesting convo, I enjoy seeing the sides of people's opinion.
Will you be my Друг? 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 4
What I woke up to this morning 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Don't you posts about species? That's clearly a bearded dragon.
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Where is it? 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Are you sure? Her face looks kinda like Michigan.
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Evasive shiny impolite Mosquito 29 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Are you alright?
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Good night sweetie 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Me, a lamp post: Elect the Cantina candidate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg
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Not mine, but curious aswell 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Um, I feel like that's not the correct speed...
The Nut Bus is behind The Weiner Mobile 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
this pleases the n u t
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It's time to smash a cougar 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
* "take me on!"
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Turn your phone upside down to add 70% more cuteness (sorry pc users) 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
ctrl+shift+(whatever button your refresh button is)
Brutal diss. Dude is a legend 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Actually, four women...
>Glasses on, w/ makeup
>Glasses off, w/ makeup
>Glasses on, w/o makeup
>Glasses off, w/o makeup
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Sushi me rollin. 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I understand texture, but I LOVE the taste... ah well, everyone has opinions.
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Anything better than Blank! 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This is almost exactly what the pavers that my mom hired did. They did most of the lanai (damage from Hurricane Irma that they've been fighting for a long while for our insurance to cover) but they were starting to run low on bricks. Instead of stopping for the day and getting more, they skipped almost a full row of bricks and cemented unshaped, miscoloured bricks on, which made the pool that we had not only uneven, but the brick outline was short on one side.
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Cool shit. 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This is oddly cute... probably the alien's smol little smile c:
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Youtubers right now 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This is exactly what I meant to say with my comment, but you listed an actual example in history :P
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Youtubers right now 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Oh my god... people do definitely care about the smaller channels and demonetization, its just that since the channel is SMALL, there's LESS PEOPLE to point it out. Larger YouTubers are more noticed because they have a LARGER audience. It's simple correlation.
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This is literally how I picture most of you...And I'm probably not that far off 32 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
bold move assuming the helicopter wouldn't immediately explode because, y'know, helicopters.
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George Carlin's Sound Wisdom 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
So nobody is gonna mention outliers?
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I don't watch it and thought the same thing 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Season 1, Episode 52 (Season Finale) iirc.
"Come on John my friends are watching, cut it out" 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
WHEN AN EEL BITES YOUR THIGH
AND YOU BLEED OUT AND DIE
- That's a moraaaaayyy