Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Well damn 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
more like Daily Dose of History: Back from Exctinction...
It’s my animal 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Yay, people are downvoting us for no reason!
What a Way to Go 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
jynx!
What a Way to Go 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@grimreaper
also, shouldn't this be marked as NSFW?
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title 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Damn, that's some burnt ass toast.
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Same, buddy 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
it even has a little ^w^ face before the COMPLETE AND UTTER REGRET
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It's time we take control of ourselves 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Is nobody gonna mention that she's opening a bottle of ranch dressing... FOR PIZZA?!
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This hit too close to home 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I've just been in this place before
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True fans 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
ummm... alright... didn't see the meme in between 514861 and 514863...
I just meant that @guyfromthatplace posted 3 memes in a row with very similar concepts.
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Better have a nice usescreen name 27 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Shit, this isn't my real name?! WHO AM I?!
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This is what an Ocellated Turkey looks like 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
what does a properly slapped turkey look like?
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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 1
Can we play now? 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*screaming*
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True fans 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Noticing a pattern with the two memes below it...
(for those in the future who won't get this, change the string of numbers in the URL to the number below it)
Stunning passion 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
They do look a little bit browned, now that you mention it...
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*pours my 6th drink* 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Wear make up if you want.'
Yeah, exactl-
'Eat a bitch if they say you can't.'
Um.
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It’s my animal 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm afraid as to whether I should click that link or not...
EDIT: Okay, you can post the same exact link to my reply.
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Just gaming with the fam 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 1
ayyyyyy 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Because he's the witne- the false accu- nevermind, he's the murderer.
I LIED!!! DEeEP FRiED CHIcKEENNNN! 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*has no idea what you two are talking about but has commented on every chicken post i've seen and doesn't want to exclude this one*
O-oh yeah, that episode! My favourite part was when the... thing happened, when the two people said the very thing being shown, actually!
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Well damn 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
We learn absolutely nothing from history, huh?
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It's a master piece 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Which one? I don't think I saw it.
Guilty 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The tweet is excluding it to only white people, when in fact everybody does this. Don't get me wrong, many of the posts that this account makes is kinda accurate excluding it only to white people; this one isn't though.
I am old 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Me, talking to someone literally one (1 [uno {hana <un ~ein 'ceann amháin "wa'"'~>}]) year old: