porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Just pretend you're Steve Irwin 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
What?
All hail mother Russia 2 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
It depends if that graph is showing it meowing or hissing. I can't really tell.
Day 20 the final day 2 comments
True af!! 13 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
IMO I loved Black & White (the second one was better tho). Much better than the most recent ones. Might be a touch biased though, because I prefer 2-D games to 2.5-D ones.
Damn kelsey 16 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
5'1 and ~75 lbs. I hate my metabolism because it refuses to let me gain anything!
EDIT: I should mention that I'm 16.
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Edited 5 years ago
EDIT: I should mention that I'm 16.
far out...can barely keep up 3 comments
fishy situation 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I remember there was a sushi restaurant where you could see the chefs making the sushi if you wanted. Deadass, I could barely hear the person talking because all of the fish were like: *multiple fish noises*
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Yes 15 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I was referencing a game called Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, aka the DL-6 incident. (SPOILERS AHEAD, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)
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The fourth trial, your witness pleads guilty to a case 15 years ago, where he believes he threw a gun and killed an 'innocent' person (which is bs in my opinion, because that guy was assaulting his dad) while they were trapped in an elevator. More info below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaPq1e0pH1E
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The fourth trial, your witness pleads guilty to a case 15 years ago, where he believes he threw a gun and killed an 'innocent' person (which is bs in my opinion, because that guy was assaulting his dad) while they were trapped in an elevator. More info below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaPq1e0pH1E
YouTube 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I once got an unskippable ad that was literally an hour and 20 minutes. Damn near broke my computer before reloading the page.
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My grandfather is almost 80, had Parkinson's, but still works on his art when he can. 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
He also carves the glass, but he rarely uses it in his sculptures because he forgets about the shards.
Canadian nightmare 8 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Canadians don't need so much salt for their streets; just hire a mooseback rider and export the salt to America for their fries and cheese-deluxe burgers.
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- kirby what have you done...? - 3 comments
Judgement of German food by the colonies 16 comments
Yes 15 comments
Call of Duty 4 comments