Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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He's brutal, alright 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
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Oh hey look, I found more.
Cold Butter on Toast 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!'
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Capricious languid beautiful Rhinoceros 20 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
2 GB Memory Cards being a truckload of storage data
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Junkyard math 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
the bolt is 1/2"; I'm presuming this is a life-hack for people with incorrect sized wrenches.
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He's brutal, alright 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I found some!
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Do these belong to anyone?
Homie 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I love brownies, so no death for me, thanks.
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A "zombie spider"- spider covered with fungus, half-dead, half-alive 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Welp. You're infested with headcrabs. Time to nuke the house from orbit.
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"""Accident""" 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Needs more deepfry
Envious limping President 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That title is just describing Trump...
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My Professor has Defined College 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That actually sounds like something The Grinch would do...
This isn't even this meme's final form 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
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A rare chance 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
t h e n p e r i s h .
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I bet it will be cloudy 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Seeeeii-shuuun satsubatsuron!!!
*does the stupid dance, then realize that it'll probably get turned into a Fortnut dance and breaks down crying*
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Like, what the shitbiscuit?!? Hurry up fool!!! 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I haven't heard someone say 'shitbiscuit' for a long time.
Minus 1 hp 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That's 1 HP + mouthblood effect; consuming a food item will damage you based on how much damage the chip did.
True 1 HP is when something scratches you and leaves a slight bump, but doesn't break the skin or anything.
Deemm maytra rexcoped 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
A L L . H A I L . T H E . C H O S E N . O N E ! ! !
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Sloth 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Definitely a capybara.
Sweltering futuristic Capybara 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You go, future rat! @title
· Edited 5 years ago
Blue-Eyes White (̶D̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶)̶ Python 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
More accurate would be Maiden with Eyes of Blue
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Maiden_with_Eyes_of_Blue
Gall stones 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
unseen 5th panel: in a lash of anger, he sets a grease fire on the stones and throws them at the kidneys as hard as possible.
A fellow horoscopist, huh? 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Fellow cusp here (Both Gemini and Taurus), every time I bring it up people freak out but I don't really give a shit...
Out of the box thinking 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*steals your second hat*
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