porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Cold Butter on Toast 7 comments
Capricious languid beautiful Rhinoceros 20 comments
This was me recently 8 comments
Junkyard math 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
the bolt is 1/2"; I'm presuming this is a life-hack for people with incorrect sized wrenches.
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He's brutal, alright 5 comments
A "zombie spider"- spider covered with fungus, half-dead, half-alive 6 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Welp. You're infested with headcrabs. Time to nuke the house from orbit.
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Amiright? Or amirite? 61 comments
Envious limping President 11 comments
My Professor has Defined College 6 comments
I bet it will be cloudy 13 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Seeeeii-shuuun satsubatsuron!!!
*does the stupid dance, then realize that it'll probably get turned into a Fortnut dance and breaks down crying*
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*does the stupid dance, then realize that it'll probably get turned into a Fortnut dance and breaks down crying*
Minus 1 hp 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
That's 1 HP + mouthblood effect; consuming a food item will damage you based on how much damage the chip did.
True 1 HP is when something scratches you and leaves a slight bump, but doesn't break the skin or anything.
True 1 HP is when something scratches you and leaves a slight bump, but doesn't break the skin or anything.
Deemm maytra rexcoped 6 comments
Sweltering futuristic Capybara 8 comments
Blue-Eyes White (̶D̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶)̶ Python 8 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
More accurate would be Maiden with Eyes of Blue
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Maiden_with_Eyes_of_Blue
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Maiden_with_Eyes_of_Blue
Gall stones 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
unseen 5th panel: in a lash of anger, he sets a grease fire on the stones and throws them at the kidneys as hard as possible.
A fellow horoscopist, huh? 2 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Fellow cusp here (Both Gemini and Taurus), every time I bring it up people freak out but I don't really give a shit...
Oh hey look, I found more.