porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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This guy knew what was coming in 1999 3 comments
The water cycle 5 comments
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porch_light
· 5 years ago
You aren't supposed to know. Everyone, we got a red alert, they've found a top secret!
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We'll get ours, eventually 10 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
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.̴͉̰̖̞̦̻͑̉͑͑͌͊͂̓͐͘
̷̡̧̦̜̦̮̖͚̓̔̌͗̀̿͛͞͝.̹̯͖̳͎͉͕̂̾͆̈́͗̇͜
̸̲̻͉͚̯̳͂̃̉͑̀̿̍̚͘͝Ý̵̸̶̵̸̸̸̵̧̢̢̢̡̛̛̝̦̞̲͈͇͕̯̲̜̬̜̪͖͇͙̹̫̰̳͉̗̱͚̪̥͚͔͔͕͈̳̗̻̺̜̹̤̰͍͖̝̙͚͙̭̜̫̲̗̪̮̻͓̝̪̻̙̲͇̭̻͍̳̫̘͇̪̠́́͑̉̾͗͗̊̔̔̅̐́̈́͂͆̍̔͂̂͗̈́͊̀͊̒̉͑͐̓̾̍̀̏̋̅̆̅̏͒̋̔̇̀̓̈̈̇̂́̌͛̄͋͑͊̃̊̆̌͌̽̊̓̋́̓̌̓͗̽͛͑̏̾͊̊̂̏͆̄͂̽̄̏͘̕͘̚̕̕̕̕͢͢͢͢͢͟͜͡͡͝͝͞͡͞͞ͅA̶̷̷̸̶̸̸̴̴̵̧̡̨̢̨̨̨̨̡̧̨̢̢̛̩͍͚̹͔̼̞̘̘͙̼̟̱̹̮͉̝̥̼͉̮̗̠̱̝̭̠̥̤͙̞̙̖̖͎͇͇̼̲̳̘͉̭͉̬̹͔͖̪̥͕͉͚͉͚̯̬̜̻̥̯̣̫͈͇̱̻̮̳̼̰̱̭̳͉͙̟̣͓̼̮̝̥̬̦̞̯̲͇̪̯̥̭̺̣͙̼̮̩͖̠͕͈͖̹͖̹̞̱̳͓͑͒͑̉́̐̍̿͛̐̉̀͂́́͂̒̍̿̅́̄̒̋͒͌̐͒͂̋̊̓̆̀͒̑̇̐͐͌͌̅̅͌͐͑̿̎̾̈́̊͛̈́̾͆͐̈́̔̽̿̀̂́̈̽̄̆̅͊͑̍̏͋̿̒́͂͋͊̉̉̓́̿͊̓̂͂̍͗̓̌̋͗̾̂̈̔̀͌̎̃͑̀͗̓̔͊̐̅̑͛͗̏̕̚͘̚̚͘͘̕͟͟͟͜͟͠͞͡͡͞͞͝͡͠͝͞͡͝͞͝ͅͅͅỸ̷̴̷̸̵̵̵̵̶̵̶̷̶̢̢̨̢̢̢̡̧̧̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̙͙̦̱͖̮̙̥̤̙̮̦̠͍̹̦̹̙̳̱̝͚̱͙͉̟̼̝͓͚̼͍͚̣͚͔̘͎̞̗͖̘͚̤̱̳̝̤͚͚̙̙̦̜̮̘̘͕̺͍̰̲̺̯̫̝̫͓̳̯͙͇̠̙̰͕͕̲͉͉̝̰̼̭̗͉̝̭̻͕̻͇͖͖͖̠̫͉̝͙̯͎̥̙̙̯̱̣̺͚̦͖̤̣͇̺͓͕̮͇͕̲͎̘̂͊̒̄̆͐̒̄̋͌͆͛̑̍́̑̑͆̔̂̄̈́̎͊̌̾̋͊͆̆̍̋͑̌̃́̔̉͐͆̃̂͋̎͛͂͗́̓͌̃͌͂̐̎̇̿̿̀̑̇͌͛̽̈́̌͛̿̑̆̍̂̀̓͛̅͂̔͑̾̌̂̈̋̾̇̏̄͒͐́́̇̓̓̄́̈́̾̾͗̅̈́͒̉̄͑͂̈́̑̓͛͂̋̿͊́̌͐̌̃̒̂̔̽̀̅̌̎̕̕͘̚̚̕͘͘̕͘͘̚͜͜͟͜͜͜͜͟͜͢͠͝͝͞͝͝͠͞͞͝͠͡ͅͅͅͅͅ
͇̩̮̭̣͖́̑̿͆̓̈́͠.̛̺̤͔̝̮̳͉̀̀̋̓̒̔̕͜͜
̷̧̫͍̱͍̑͋͆̂͊͌̓͂̚̕.̧̞̻̙̓̿̓́͢͞ͅ
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.̴͉̰̖̞̦̻͑̉͑͑͌͊͂̓͐͘
̷̡̧̦̜̦̮̖͚̓̔̌͗̀̿͛͞͝.̹̯͖̳͎͉͕̂̾͆̈́͗̇͜
̸̲̻͉͚̯̳͂̃̉͑̀̿̍̚͘͝Ý̵̸̶̵̸̸̸̵̧̢̢̢̡̛̛̝̦̞̲͈͇͕̯̲̜̬̜̪͖͇͙̹̫̰̳͉̗̱͚̪̥͚͔͔͕͈̳̗̻̺̜̹̤̰͍͖̝̙͚͙̭̜̫̲̗̪̮̻͓̝̪̻̙̲͇̭̻͍̳̫̘͇̪̠́́͑̉̾͗͗̊̔̔̅̐́̈́͂͆̍̔͂̂͗̈́͊̀͊̒̉͑͐̓̾̍̀̏̋̅̆̅̏͒̋̔̇̀̓̈̈̇̂́̌͛̄͋͑͊̃̊̆̌͌̽̊̓̋́̓̌̓͗̽͛͑̏̾͊̊̂̏͆̄͂̽̄̏͘̕͘̚̕̕̕̕͢͢͢͢͢͟͜͡͡͝͝͞͡͞͞ͅA̶̷̷̸̶̸̸̴̴̵̧̡̨̢̨̨̨̨̡̧̨̢̢̛̩͍͚̹͔̼̞̘̘͙̼̟̱̹̮͉̝̥̼͉̮̗̠̱̝̭̠̥̤͙̞̙̖̖͎͇͇̼̲̳̘͉̭͉̬̹͔͖̪̥͕͉͚͉͚̯̬̜̻̥̯̣̫͈͇̱̻̮̳̼̰̱̭̳͉͙̟̣͓̼̮̝̥̬̦̞̯̲͇̪̯̥̭̺̣͙̼̮̩͖̠͕͈͖̹͖̹̞̱̳͓͑͒͑̉́̐̍̿͛̐̉̀͂́́͂̒̍̿̅́̄̒̋͒͌̐͒͂̋̊̓̆̀͒̑̇̐͐͌͌̅̅͌͐͑̿̎̾̈́̊͛̈́̾͆͐̈́̔̽̿̀̂́̈̽̄̆̅͊͑̍̏͋̿̒́͂͋͊̉̉̓́̿͊̓̂͂̍͗̓̌̋͗̾̂̈̔̀͌̎̃͑̀͗̓̔͊̐̅̑͛͗̏̕̚͘̚̚͘͘̕͟͟͟͜͟͠͞͡͡͞͞͝͡͠͝͞͡͝͞͝ͅͅͅỸ̷̴̷̸̵̵̵̵̶̵̶̷̶̢̢̨̢̢̢̡̧̧̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̙͙̦̱͖̮̙̥̤̙̮̦̠͍̹̦̹̙̳̱̝͚̱͙͉̟̼̝͓͚̼͍͚̣͚͔̘͎̞̗͖̘͚̤̱̳̝̤͚͚̙̙̦̜̮̘̘͕̺͍̰̲̺̯̫̝̫͓̳̯͙͇̠̙̰͕͕̲͉͉̝̰̼̭̗͉̝̭̻͕̻͇͖͖͖̠̫͉̝͙̯͎̥̙̙̯̱̣̺͚̦͖̤̣͇̺͓͕̮͇͕̲͎̘̂͊̒̄̆͐̒̄̋͌͆͛̑̍́̑̑͆̔̂̄̈́̎͊̌̾̋͊͆̆̍̋͑̌̃́̔̉͐͆̃̂͋̎͛͂͗́̓͌̃͌͂̐̎̇̿̿̀̑̇͌͛̽̈́̌͛̿̑̆̍̂̀̓͛̅͂̔͑̾̌̂̈̋̾̇̏̄͒͐́́̇̓̓̄́̈́̾̾͗̅̈́͒̉̄͑͂̈́̑̓͛͂̋̿͊́̌͐̌̃̒̂̔̽̀̅̌̎̕̕͘̚̚̕͘͘̕͘͘̚͜͜͟͜͜͜͜͟͜͢͠͝͝͞͝͝͠͞͞͝͠͡ͅͅͅͅͅ
͇̩̮̭̣͖́̑̿͆̓̈́͠.̛̺̤͔̝̮̳͉̀̀̋̓̒̔̕͜͜
̷̧̫͍̱͍̑͋͆̂͊͌̓͂̚̕.̧̞̻̙̓̿̓́͢͞ͅ
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We'll get ours, eventually 10 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
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.̷̡͎̝̗̣̙̘̹͐͊̑̒̅̆͛͛̐
̷̢̛̗͓͇̻̤̼͉̀̏͋͐͒͌.̵̩̗͔̱̩̫̖̳͍̏̏̒͒̅̊
̡͎̗̞̠̇͊̾̓̀̾̃̕̕͜͞B̸̷̵̷̴̶̴̸̸̸̴̷̸̴̨̡̨̡̧̢̢̧̡̨̨̨̛̛̛̜̘͖͎͎̤̦̬̼͉̫̫̼͍̭͉͙͕͙̗͔̭̼̹̭̞͔̲̩̟̦̳̺̺͚̼̮̬̲̺͔͈̘̭̯̟̙͇̲͙͇̯̮̯̼͙͔̤̣̖͍̫͓̤͍̖͎̙͈̼̬͍͓̞̻͔̣̮͚͕̳̣̖͚̪̘̰͖̖̜͔̥̩̯̖͚̝̺̼̖̣̹̯̹͇̜̫̱͎͍̗͎̙̖̯̗͓͙͕̖̜̗͙̯͙̰̜̙̖̟̞͔̩͈̙̘̬̣̯͓͎̜̬̮͔͚̮̠̥͚̯͖̲̈́̍̉̐̔̒͆́̓̏͋̋̆̇̎̃̈́̔̐́͗͛̽̄̽͑͋͆̏̀͌̏̉̈̔̇̉̃̑̓͛̀̓̉̾͆̄̍͒̋̂̄̇̉̌́̔͐̄͌̿͒̄̍̿̇͗̀́͂͆́̍̈́̏͗̓̇̃̇̏̐̽͛͆̎̈́̀̎̍̐͊̉̀̓̈͛̎̎̿̂͐̅̾̈͒̐͒͊̂͂̈̇̐͂̌̈̅͆̐͗̑̇̄͂̏̅̄̄̈́̓͛̀̃̈́̀̌͆̉̃̉̀́̊͋̓̚̚̚̚̚͘̕̕̚͘̕̕͜͜͟͟͟͢͜͜͟͟͜͟͠͞͠͡͠͞͞͡͡͠͠͠͡͠͡ͅͅͅÁ̶̵̴̷̴̵̶̸̶̷̡̧̨̨̢̛̛̛͈̘̗͈̪̱͇̠̖̪͓͓̩̥̝͖̭͇̤̰͖̘̬̮͔͕̳̻̥̩̘̼͈͚̫͇͔͍̤͈̰̗̞̺̠̼͙̼̳̗͇̹͓̖̙̠̘̥̰̩̜͈̻̮̭͈͖̣̤̲̤͔̺̥̣̭̻̭̼̜̹̖͔͕̝̞̗̳͕̜͍̞̠̗̣͓͔̮̪͍̮̮̙̳̝̥̮̜̠̫̩̬̩̳̪̦̲͖͓͍̦̦͚̤̳͖̝̳͍̺͙̈́̈̆̉́̀̓̇̇̄̐̓̉̃̐̔͐̀̑̓͋́͗̂͌͑̓͐͊̏̓͆̅̏̿̒͛̅̉̋͆̋̔͐͆̍̂̍͊̆́̃̏̐́̈́̌̊̾̋̾̐͋͂͗́́͌͌̔͛͒̔̓͂͊̀̄͐̇̄̑́͌̊́̒̃̌́̆̈̿̏̋̔̊̍̾͗̈̀̒́̐̈́̑̏̇̈̎̃͂͂̎̒̔̽̉̑͌̇̒́͒͋̂̊̃͆͋̚̚̚̚͘͘̚͘͢͟͟͢͢͢͟͟͟͜͢͠͝͞͠͠͠͡͞͝͠͝͡͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅḼ̶̴̸̵̴̷̸̵̢̢̢̨̧̢̡̧̧̨̢̧̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̪͎͖̳̙̫̭̱̩̠̤̯͎̻̤̲͍̫̲͖̱͎̫̻͓̖̜̪̮͈̼̹̲̣̥̱͇̲̥͉͙̻̣̪̪̭̖̲̪̩̳̗͙̺̤̺͇̫̙̩̲͇̦̜̠̞͔͎͈̗͙̼̻̺̪̹͉͕̻͈̭͈̼̦̓̈́̈͑̽͐͗̑̂̈́̉̓́̆̔̀̂͒̋̎̀̀̇͗́̋̒͆̑̾̅͆̈̄̊̄̎̀̈̊̇͋͒̒́̎̀̆́̎̄̆̈̌̉͆͊̌̉́́̂͗̊̌̅̆́̋͌͊̈́͑̂͋͊̍͌͛́̒́́̅̂̏̑̾͒͐͐̏̌̂̈̍̀̉̚̕͘͘̕̚̚̚͘̕͜͢͟͢͜͢͜͟͝͡͡͞͝
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.̷̡͎̝̗̣̙̘̹͐͊̑̒̅̆͛͛̐
̷̢̛̗͓͇̻̤̼͉̀̏͋͐͒͌.̵̩̗͔̱̩̫̖̳͍̏̏̒͒̅̊
̡͎̗̞̠̇͊̾̓̀̾̃̕̕͜͞B̸̷̵̷̴̶̴̸̸̸̴̷̸̴̨̡̨̡̧̢̢̧̡̨̨̨̛̛̛̜̘͖͎͎̤̦̬̼͉̫̫̼͍̭͉͙͕͙̗͔̭̼̹̭̞͔̲̩̟̦̳̺̺͚̼̮̬̲̺͔͈̘̭̯̟̙͇̲͙͇̯̮̯̼͙͔̤̣̖͍̫͓̤͍̖͎̙͈̼̬͍͓̞̻͔̣̮͚͕̳̣̖͚̪̘̰͖̖̜͔̥̩̯̖͚̝̺̼̖̣̹̯̹͇̜̫̱͎͍̗͎̙̖̯̗͓͙͕̖̜̗͙̯͙̰̜̙̖̟̞͔̩͈̙̘̬̣̯͓͎̜̬̮͔͚̮̠̥͚̯͖̲̈́̍̉̐̔̒͆́̓̏͋̋̆̇̎̃̈́̔̐́͗͛̽̄̽͑͋͆̏̀͌̏̉̈̔̇̉̃̑̓͛̀̓̉̾͆̄̍͒̋̂̄̇̉̌́̔͐̄͌̿͒̄̍̿̇͗̀́͂͆́̍̈́̏͗̓̇̃̇̏̐̽͛͆̎̈́̀̎̍̐͊̉̀̓̈͛̎̎̿̂͐̅̾̈͒̐͒͊̂͂̈̇̐͂̌̈̅͆̐͗̑̇̄͂̏̅̄̄̈́̓͛̀̃̈́̀̌͆̉̃̉̀́̊͋̓̚̚̚̚̚͘̕̕̚͘̕̕͜͜͟͟͟͢͜͜͟͟͜͟͠͞͠͡͠͞͞͡͡͠͠͠͡͠͡ͅͅͅÁ̶̵̴̷̴̵̶̸̶̷̡̧̨̨̢̛̛̛͈̘̗͈̪̱͇̠̖̪͓͓̩̥̝͖̭͇̤̰͖̘̬̮͔͕̳̻̥̩̘̼͈͚̫͇͔͍̤͈̰̗̞̺̠̼͙̼̳̗͇̹͓̖̙̠̘̥̰̩̜͈̻̮̭͈͖̣̤̲̤͔̺̥̣̭̻̭̼̜̹̖͔͕̝̞̗̳͕̜͍̞̠̗̣͓͔̮̪͍̮̮̙̳̝̥̮̜̠̫̩̬̩̳̪̦̲͖͓͍̦̦͚̤̳͖̝̳͍̺͙̈́̈̆̉́̀̓̇̇̄̐̓̉̃̐̔͐̀̑̓͋́͗̂͌͑̓͐͊̏̓͆̅̏̿̒͛̅̉̋͆̋̔͐͆̍̂̍͊̆́̃̏̐́̈́̌̊̾̋̾̐͋͂͗́́͌͌̔͛͒̔̓͂͊̀̄͐̇̄̑́͌̊́̒̃̌́̆̈̿̏̋̔̊̍̾͗̈̀̒́̐̈́̑̏̇̈̎̃͂͂̎̒̔̽̉̑͌̇̒́͒͋̂̊̃͆͋̚̚̚̚͘͘̚͘͢͟͟͢͢͢͟͟͟͜͢͠͝͞͠͠͠͡͞͝͠͝͡͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅḼ̶̴̸̵̴̷̸̵̢̢̢̨̧̢̡̧̧̨̢̧̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̪͎͖̳̙̫̭̱̩̠̤̯͎̻̤̲͍̫̲͖̱͎̫̻͓̖̜̪̮͈̼̹̲̣̥̱͇̲̥͉͙̻̣̪̪̭̖̲̪̩̳̗͙̺̤̺͇̫̙̩̲͇̦̜̠̞͔͎͈̗͙̼̻̺̪̹͉͕̻͈̭͈̼̦̓̈́̈͑̽͐͗̑̂̈́̉̓́̆̔̀̂͒̋̎̀̀̇͗́̋̒͆̑̾̅͆̈̄̊̄̎̀̈̊̇͋͒̒́̎̀̆́̎̄̆̈̌̉͆͊̌̉́́̂͗̊̌̅̆́̋͌͊̈́͑̂͋͊̍͌͛́̒́́̅̂̏̑̾͒͐͐̏̌̂̈̍̀̉̚̕͘͘̕̚̚̚͘̕͜͢͟͢͜͢͜͟͝͡͡͞͝
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porch_light
· 5 years ago
This is the only one I dislike because hOW DARE HE HURT THE KITTY'S FEELINGS
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Just scored this from a coworker for 50$ :D thoughts? 16 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Not the same experience; emulators usually have slightly different coding (plus the controls are ass compared to the original gameboy)
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o r s e r v e y o u r s e n t e n c e .