Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

— Porch_Light Report User
Bow peasants 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
S t o p , y o u ' v e v i o l a t e d t h e l a w ! P a y t h e c o u r t a f i n e
o r s e r v e y o u r s e n t e n c e .
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This guy knew what was coming in 1999 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Sweet, his site is still up!
The water cycle 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
why did you crop out the comic artist's name?
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5th - saying the "n word" 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*divine bolt of retribution*
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My Engineering teacher’s interesting way of fundraising for our schools Engineering 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*donates $3285 to mullet & stache*
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Kevin Malone 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Are you saying See world or Seaworld???
O' canada! 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I mean, job fraud is universally illegal, so..
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KFC 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You aren't supposed to know. Everyone, we got a red alert, they've found a top secret!
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Aliens day 4 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I feel that. That's definitely a mood.
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We'll get ours, eventually 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
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.̴͉̰̖̞̦̻͑̉͑͑͌͊͂̓͐͘
̷̡̧̦̜̦̮̖͚̓̔̌͗̀̿͛͞͝.̹̯͖̳͎͉͕̂̾͆̈́͗̇͜
̸̲̻͉͚̯̳͂̃̉͑̀̿̍̚͘͝Ý̵̸̶̵̸̸̸̵̧̢̢̢̡̛̛̝̦̞̲͈͇͕̯̲̜̬̜̪͖͇͙̹̫̰̳͉̗̱͚̪̥͚͔͔͕͈̳̗̻̺̜̹̤̰͍͖̝̙͚͙̭̜̫̲̗̪̮̻͓̝̪̻̙̲͇̭̻͍̳̫̘͇̪̠́́͑̉̾͗͗̊̔̔̅̐́̈́͂͆̍̔͂̂͗̈́͊̀͊̒̉͑͐̓̾̍̀̏̋̅̆̅̏͒̋̔̇̀̓̈̈̇̂́̌͛̄͋͑͊̃̊̆̌͌̽̊̓̋́̓̌̓͗̽͛͑̏̾͊̊̂̏͆̄͂̽̄̏͘̕͘̚̕̕̕̕͢͢͢͢͢͟͜͡͡͝͝͞͡͞͞ͅA̶̷̷̸̶̸̸̴̴̵̧̡̨̢̨̨̨̨̡̧̨̢̢̛̩͍͚̹͔̼̞̘̘͙̼̟̱̹̮͉̝̥̼͉̮̗̠̱̝̭̠̥̤͙̞̙̖̖͎͇͇̼̲̳̘͉̭͉̬̹͔͖̪̥͕͉͚͉͚̯̬̜̻̥̯̣̫͈͇̱̻̮̳̼̰̱̭̳͉͙̟̣͓̼̮̝̥̬̦̞̯̲͇̪̯̥̭̺̣͙̼̮̩͖̠͕͈͖̹͖̹̞̱̳͓͑͒͑̉́̐̍̿͛̐̉̀͂́́͂̒̍̿̅́̄̒̋͒͌̐͒͂̋̊̓̆̀͒̑̇̐͐͌͌̅̅͌͐͑̿̎̾̈́̊͛̈́̾͆͐̈́̔̽̿̀̂́̈̽̄̆̅͊͑̍̏͋̿̒́͂͋͊̉̉̓́̿͊̓̂͂̍͗̓̌̋͗̾̂̈̔̀͌̎̃͑̀͗̓̔͊̐̅̑͛͗̏̕̚͘̚̚͘͘̕͟͟͟͜͟͠͞͡͡͞͞͝͡͠͝͞͡͝͞͝ͅͅͅỸ̷̴̷̸̵̵̵̵̶̵̶̷̶̢̢̨̢̢̢̡̧̧̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̙͙̦̱͖̮̙̥̤̙̮̦̠͍̹̦̹̙̳̱̝͚̱͙͉̟̼̝͓͚̼͍͚̣͚͔̘͎̞̗͖̘͚̤̱̳̝̤͚͚̙̙̦̜̮̘̘͕̺͍̰̲̺̯̫̝̫͓̳̯͙͇̠̙̰͕͕̲͉͉̝̰̼̭̗͉̝̭̻͕̻͇͖͖͖̠̫͉̝͙̯͎̥̙̙̯̱̣̺͚̦͖̤̣͇̺͓͕̮͇͕̲͎̘̂͊̒̄̆͐̒̄̋͌͆͛̑̍́̑̑͆̔̂̄̈́̎͊̌̾̋͊͆̆̍̋͑̌̃́̔̉͐͆̃̂͋̎͛͂͗́̓͌̃͌͂̐̎̇̿̿̀̑̇͌͛̽̈́̌͛̿̑̆̍̂̀̓͛̅͂̔͑̾̌̂̈̋̾̇̏̄͒͐́́̇̓̓̄́̈́̾̾͗̅̈́͒̉̄͑͂̈́̑̓͛͂̋̿͊́̌͐̌̃̒̂̔̽̀̅̌̎̕̕͘̚̚̕͘͘̕͘͘̚͜͜͟͜͜͜͜͟͜͢͠͝͝͞͝͝͠͞͞͝͠͡ͅͅͅͅͅ
͇̩̮̭̣͖́̑̿͆̓̈́͠.̛̺̤͔̝̮̳͉̀̀̋̓̒̔̕͜͜
̷̧̫͍̱͍̑͋͆̂͊͌̓͂̚̕.̧̞̻̙̓̿̓́͢͞ͅ
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We'll get ours, eventually 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
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.̷̡͎̝̗̣̙̘̹͐͊̑̒̅̆͛͛̐
̷̢̛̗͓͇̻̤̼͉̀̏͋͐͒͌.̵̩̗͔̱̩̫̖̳͍̏̏̒͒̅̊
̡͎̗̞̠̇͊̾̓̀̾̃̕̕͜͞B̸̷̵̷̴̶̴̸̸̸̴̷̸̴̨̡̨̡̧̢̢̧̡̨̨̨̛̛̛̜̘͖͎͎̤̦̬̼͉̫̫̼͍̭͉͙͕͙̗͔̭̼̹̭̞͔̲̩̟̦̳̺̺͚̼̮̬̲̺͔͈̘̭̯̟̙͇̲͙͇̯̮̯̼͙͔̤̣̖͍̫͓̤͍̖͎̙͈̼̬͍͓̞̻͔̣̮͚͕̳̣̖͚̪̘̰͖̖̜͔̥̩̯̖͚̝̺̼̖̣̹̯̹͇̜̫̱͎͍̗͎̙̖̯̗͓͙͕̖̜̗͙̯͙̰̜̙̖̟̞͔̩͈̙̘̬̣̯͓͎̜̬̮͔͚̮̠̥͚̯͖̲̈́̍̉̐̔̒͆́̓̏͋̋̆̇̎̃̈́̔̐́͗͛̽̄̽͑͋͆̏̀͌̏̉̈̔̇̉̃̑̓͛̀̓̉̾͆̄̍͒̋̂̄̇̉̌́̔͐̄͌̿͒̄̍̿̇͗̀́͂͆́̍̈́̏͗̓̇̃̇̏̐̽͛͆̎̈́̀̎̍̐͊̉̀̓̈͛̎̎̿̂͐̅̾̈͒̐͒͊̂͂̈̇̐͂̌̈̅͆̐͗̑̇̄͂̏̅̄̄̈́̓͛̀̃̈́̀̌͆̉̃̉̀́̊͋̓̚̚̚̚̚͘̕̕̚͘̕̕͜͜͟͟͟͢͜͜͟͟͜͟͠͞͠͡͠͞͞͡͡͠͠͠͡͠͡ͅͅͅÁ̶̵̴̷̴̵̶̸̶̷̡̧̨̨̢̛̛̛͈̘̗͈̪̱͇̠̖̪͓͓̩̥̝͖̭͇̤̰͖̘̬̮͔͕̳̻̥̩̘̼͈͚̫͇͔͍̤͈̰̗̞̺̠̼͙̼̳̗͇̹͓̖̙̠̘̥̰̩̜͈̻̮̭͈͖̣̤̲̤͔̺̥̣̭̻̭̼̜̹̖͔͕̝̞̗̳͕̜͍̞̠̗̣͓͔̮̪͍̮̮̙̳̝̥̮̜̠̫̩̬̩̳̪̦̲͖͓͍̦̦͚̤̳͖̝̳͍̺͙̈́̈̆̉́̀̓̇̇̄̐̓̉̃̐̔͐̀̑̓͋́͗̂͌͑̓͐͊̏̓͆̅̏̿̒͛̅̉̋͆̋̔͐͆̍̂̍͊̆́̃̏̐́̈́̌̊̾̋̾̐͋͂͗́́͌͌̔͛͒̔̓͂͊̀̄͐̇̄̑́͌̊́̒̃̌́̆̈̿̏̋̔̊̍̾͗̈̀̒́̐̈́̑̏̇̈̎̃͂͂̎̒̔̽̉̑͌̇̒́͒͋̂̊̃͆͋̚̚̚̚͘͘̚͘͢͟͟͢͢͢͟͟͟͜͢͠͝͞͠͠͠͡͞͝͠͝͡͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅḼ̶̴̸̵̴̷̸̵̢̢̢̨̧̢̡̧̧̨̢̧̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̪͎͖̳̙̫̭̱̩̠̤̯͎̻̤̲͍̫̲͖̱͎̫̻͓̖̜̪̮͈̼̹̲̣̥̱͇̲̥͉͙̻̣̪̪̭̖̲̪̩̳̗͙̺̤̺͇̫̙̩̲͇̦̜̠̞͔͎͈̗͙̼̻̺̪̹͉͕̻͈̭͈̼̦̓̈́̈͑̽͐͗̑̂̈́̉̓́̆̔̀̂͒̋̎̀̀̇͗́̋̒͆̑̾̅͆̈̄̊̄̎̀̈̊̇͋͒̒́̎̀̆́̎̄̆̈̌̉͆͊̌̉́́̂͗̊̌̅̆́̋͌͊̈́͑̂͋͊̍͌͛́̒́́̅̂̏̑̾͒͐͐̏̌̂̈̍̀̉̚̕͘͘̕̚̚̚͘̕͜͢͟͢͜͢͜͟͝͡͡͞͝
Aliens day 4 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 1
It's a thing! 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
NO COWS ALLOWED?! HOW DARE YOU!
Sword and Shield 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Pokemon Pearl release
Clampearl: 'Am I a joke to you?'
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Artist Reimagines dogs as RPG classes 40 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
My dog is a Arbalist-Bard.
*tears of joy* I'm so proud...
The teletubby biohazard squad 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm still waiting for the American release of Mother 3!!
Paps have no shame 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
There's no way of knowing, where we are going...
Ratty equable absorbed Herring 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Right now america is starting to distance from the group though...
Hello clarice 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This seal looks like he could be a member of Count Olaf's group.
Just add in showering 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Okay, please stop flexing on me.
Which fictional character do you identify with? 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Leo Valdez (Heroes of Olympus)
Bamboozled 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This is the only one I dislike because hOW DARE HE HURT THE KITTY'S FEELINGS
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Just scored this from a coworker for 50$ :D thoughts? 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Not the same experience; emulators usually have slightly different coding (plus the controls are ass compared to the original gameboy)
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Well it counts as exercise right 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*muffled screaming*
I love New York 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
holy shit someone f*king killed @guest
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