Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

— Porch_Light Report User
Fergus looks concerned for humanity 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
We all are Fergus you ain't special
A matter of perspective 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'unpredictable mixed bag'
lol except Florida, it's Hell 24/7; either temperature-wise or because of snowbirds.
I got this little floof from a shelter that said he had Feline Aids and wouldn’t live 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'and wouldn't live-'
Omae wa mou shindeiru
You're fired! 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Putting your food on the top shelf 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@icarus what the f-
See no evil 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
savage
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Chunk is life 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
C H U N K Y
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Pure evil 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
r/wooosh
"Four fish tacos, please" 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
HERE'S FIVE YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY FOR THE FIFTH ONE
When the sun hits your laptop screen just right 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
When the sun hits your laptop screen just right.
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Never thought about that 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
What else do you do post-surgery? NOT slather steak sauce over your stumps?
Sometimes you just need a break 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I ain't even mad
Damn it Tyrone. 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Tyrone you IDIOT
Looking down on top of an aloe plant 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
e̱̗̜̤̲̞͖̳̺̜̠̠̫̳̺̪̹̬ͭͯ̐̓ͧ͗̋̐ͧͯ͒̑͛̆̀̕ͅ ̸̵͎͙͖̼͇̹̹͕͈͈̝͎̘̳̻͕̰̞͚̔́̆̋̑̃ͧ̄̔͑ͧ͑̇ͯ̄̎̎̿͋͜͝ņ̸̙̙̳̺̻̰̼̺̣̣̣̖̭̯͔̖̄̾̐ͨ́ ̴̡̘͍͎̗̟̮̤̩̞͇͉̱̳̯̤̥̘͂ͫ̂̓t̘̥͖͈̮̰̖͇̝̣̞̭̳͍͉̮̮̾̅̌́̀̚͜͞ ̶̯̗̪͙̹̰͍͓͉̯̹̭͖ͪͬ̆̅̌ͬ̀̕͞ḙ̛̦̦̙̲ͬ̅ͣ́ͪͥ̄ͣ̿̕ͅ ̪̪̻̮̳ͩ̐̏̅̅̏̾͊̑ͭͮͭͯ̓͗̿͑͞r͍̙͎̙̻̳̝̗̖̟̱͕̫̟ͮ̅́̅͋̄ͭͦ̾̐ͭͨ̈͂̎͌̓̄͡ͅ ̘̲̘̙̝͍̼̥̪̼͚͍̺͈̖̺̯̰͎̈́͆͊ͥ̚͟͞ ͮ̇ͮͤ̈͛͛̚͜͠҉̵̹̫̟͚̝̜̪̪̥͍̣̀ ̴̆̽ͨ̒ͫ͑͠͏̸͕͉̰͎̼͇͓̘̝͔̜̭̦͍͙͖̠̭͍t̶̪̖͇̟͈̗͎͉̭̬̘̙̏̋ͥ̋̋̍ͫ͌̈͒̕͢͠ ̶ͥ͐̂̋͗̍͐̑̇̂̎͊̊̈̃̚̕҉͍͙̦͇͙̺̙̯̘̫̭͔͚̟̘̟h̛̄͂̾ͤ̆͏̯̖̹͈͙͞ͅ ̊̓̆͗̃̌ͤ̈́̉̔̏̉ͩ͋ͭ̃ͬ̕͠͏̡̜͖͔̥̪̞̗̣̞̲̺͍͓̳͠e̴͛ͥͫͮ̋͌̿͋̄͏͈̖͖̟͙͔̥ͅ ̷̲̳̰̤̱̻͚̫͖̜̤͍̪̼̘ͪ̐ͮ͆̒̽̅͒̑̑́̑ͤͧ͆̌̂̈̆͞ͅͅͅ ̡̝̗̱̮͓͇͈̠̺͉͍̬̜͈͈̙͛̂͌̀ͧ ̭̘͔͖̞̮̣̹̼̦̱̰͉͈͚͐̓̇̌ͧ͌ͩ͂ͯ̚̕̕̕v̨̛̟̮̥̯̜̬̪̺͈̞̘̮̣̪̪̓ͮ͌̎ͭ́͜͞ ͭͥͧ̇͒͛͂̚҉̸̖̫̳̘͕̼̫̰̲̺̬͙̹͍̹̤̟ǫ̜̗̩̫͕̖̝̔͗̇͒̂̈́̊͆ͮͧ̔ͭͣ́ ̵̴̛͈̲̻̹͎̠̭͙͎̗̱̜͉ͩͫ̌̋̉́ͬͯ͋͑̅̂̈́ͨͤ̚͜͝i̶̵̡̗̣͕̬̦̦̗̜͚͚͑̽̽ͩ̉ͣͨ̿̚ͅ ̷̷͓͉̞͍̭̥͚̟̼͉͚͍̮̂̔ͮ̈͒͑ͪ͂͐̓ͥ̎͗ͮͧͫ̚͜d̷͈̞̣͎͍͍̟̺͔͕̝̙̙͉̭̻̟͓̽̓̅̀̎̃͆̅̓͑ͭ̌̇̀̚ͅ ͮͥ̍̈́̊͒̌͆̃̑҉̛̖̫̮̭͢
I thought we nailed that. 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
MEGAN!
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Transparent leaf 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
If Ten MiLLiOn fIreFlIeS
Cursed garf items 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
On an unrelated note, I'm moving to France.
#420 #blazeit 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*inhale*
N I C E
I know crossbreeding is bad for these cats...But I can't stop smiling looking at the 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Is something wrong with the guyâ€TMs apostrophe button?
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You best just move along now 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I am disturbed by the father's shirt... Why does the pattern match perfectly at our angle???
Not again 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I thought lime green doggos were only in The Sims :D
Beautiful Buddhist carving's on an alligator skull 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Don't wanna ruin the beauty of it, but isn't this practically the same exact thing as making art out of ivory?
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How thick are you? 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Wow, that really gets under my skin.