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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Someone call 911 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Toy Story IRL

It's like God gave me a chance 18 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Soldier Breaks into Gun Burglar
Owner: :D

What do you meant by that??? It's not included in the hotel room payment? 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvdfDveEQh4&t=24s

My cat may be getting too fat 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I'VE ALREADY POSTED A PIC!

My cat may be getting too fat 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Not as fat as my cat

17 Pics To Make You Happier In Case You're Having A Bad Day 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

no potato?

5% cat, 95% assassin 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Catssassin's Creed

@parisqeen 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Gotta love yourself some watercooled cpus 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

What kind of tubing is that 4th one?! BENDY STRAWS!?!?

An artist wraps a white sheet around a trunk and paints it in colours of the surroundings 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Someone made a f***ing crafting table and didn't mine the rest of the tree...

I'm convinced 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

It's called We Become What We Behold

Excuse me, what the *** 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I'm a gemini-taurus cusp, so I apparently just hate absolutely everything and everyone according to most charts... :(

Nice Girls are not complicated!! 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Amazing use of the dark highlighter to hide their names, now I have no chance of who posted this.

yes 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I'm in eastern U.S. time, so as of this comment... 8:11:10 A.M. on 4/10/2019.

Americans are... Americans 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh wow a comment continuing the 'how original' chain, how original

Willing oafish incredible Lanklets 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

W... wholesome???

Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

what did @title do to you? :(

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Automatic wooden farm gate 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I can see that gate lasting about 1 month, max, before that thing breaks from stress. And for god's sake, make some sort of effort into a lowering mechanism; slamming it down on the ground like that will fragment the wood over time!

Every damn time 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

The first line is just black rectangles, the second line says 'Get ready to run. I'm cover you.'

Monkey bong 64 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

people keep commenting just the first letters of their names and not the first CONSONANT and it makes me sad ;(
Also, my name is Tonkey Song

Brexit 19 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@title *stifled laughter*

Gotta be politically correct 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Similar to how they downvote your comment,really; they just click the button.

Holistic greedy ***htingale 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

what about beNIGn? Will it censor it if it's in the middle of the word?

· Edited 5 years ago

Purple thinkable Dove 34 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I feel like this kinda belongs here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k&t=124s

· Edited 5 years ago

Why is this actually fs (sry for watermark) 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

after looking at the usernames, I realized that every single one of these people could be represented by HP characters...