Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Anyone know what type of owl this is? 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
A rac-coo
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Which street? I'm beat 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
THIRD BASE!
Scratch it good! 7 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago 2 · Edited 4 years ago
A salmon vending machine. A SALMON VENDING MACHINE 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
A̛̋̋ͭ̿͌̒͌̄̒̏ͬ͐͊̕͡҉̱̠̠̭͔̭ ͚̙̝̝̲̘̫͓̬̠̱̝͕̣̻̩͇̋̈́̊͐̕͢Ș̢̡̬̰̳̞̜̊̀ͬ̈́ͥ̈́̓̾̄͂ͭ̍̃ͥͫ̐͌͡͞Ą̴̹͈̲͇͊ͣ̈́ͦ̊͌́̾̈̐ͫ̏͢͠L̸̎̄̂͗̊̆̚͘͜҉͏̯͕͚̰̳͍͉̰̞͕͎͍̮͇ͅͅͅM̡̄ͨ͌̈̋̎̐ͦ̍̄̈́̓͆͌̚͠͡͏̢̞͈̠͕̫͉͙̦̙͚̠̘̤͕̦̰̫̘̲Ǫ̸̺̱͓͌̆̇ͪͥ͢͜͠N̺̹̭͇͙̻͉͚̗͓̫͚͇̓̃̐́͑̐͐̏ͥ̋ͩ͐̐ͣ̽̑̒ͣ̄͢͡ͅ ̵̵̥̲̺͙͎̃̔̈̊ͪ̓ͤ͘V̷̩̼̣͇̥̤͉̙̳̹̝̋̿ͯ̏ͧͪͨ̓̈̀͝Ē̶̲̼̱͚͔̥̮͖ͫ̇͐̐͟͢͞Ṇ̳̗̟̫̻̼̭̜̬̜͉͖̥̞̜̅̎ͭ̿̽̄͒ͧ́͜͟͡D̜͖̰̮͚͇̰̳̺̿̈̽̒̊ͣ͋̈́̀̌ͥ̈̂̈́̑̕̕͞I̶̷̢̩̟͈̖͎͚̼̺̙̼͕͓̪̗͉̘̪ͥ̌̑͋ͦͦͧ͗͛̈ͣ̉̋͊ͩͯ̅̚N͈̭͍͇̗̯̭̦͙͗̆̍͐̂͆̅͛͠G͚͈͕̲͚͎͓̹̒̐́́͝͠͝ ̆̇ͤ̂͏͏̸̻̬͎̺̹̼͔͜M̸ͪ̅̍̈́͒ͭ̅̍ͣ͑̈́ͤ̿҉̹̬̖̥͚Ā̸̴̲͇̱̼̟̤̝͎͎̥̘̓̽ͦ͒̽̑͂̾ͦͯͮ̊͐̐͛̔͆̚C̡̫̗̣̤̝̫̩̭͖͉̺͛ͧͨͪ̉̈́́ͫ̐ͯͧ̏͋ͨͪͨ̾ͪ̈́́̕͝Ḩ̛͎̲̜̰̼͙̫̳͇̮̱͉̗̰̣̲̫̊̓̄̍̓̈́̎́͟ͅḬ̵̘͔͙͉͉͖͔̉ͬ͊͊̓̄͗ͤ̈́ͣ͊̂͑̾̉͗̏̄̅͜N̸̪̭̹̯̦͚̜ͮ̓̎ͥ̑̈́̒̔̋ͭ̋̇͆͜͢͢E̅ͬ̀ͫ̄͑͌͆͟҉͈͍͈̼̲̪̬͉͍̞̰͉͕͙̝̻͞ͅ
... So I must be right 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
You like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
I'm something of a doctor myself 43 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Why wasn't I summoned? D;
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This is the best way to approach children 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Why does the guy almost look like Robbie Rotten?
I mean, fack this guy for giving under privileged Athletes a chance at Greatness 17 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Because he thought the team was ready to battle, but didn't start because he was AFK and needed him; he thought they would explain the strategy as they were going in and kinda winging it from there.
:))))) no 12 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Don't worry, if you forget then I'll lube your bones when you're sleeping like a good samaritan :)
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Third wheel 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Me, trying to score:
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Is that a butterfly ???? 8 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
NSFW mark?
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Honest mistake 7 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
HMM
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Leave the shark alone 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
THIS IS INJUSTICE, SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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Gray Silky-flycatcher 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
:v
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House inside a rock in Saudi Arabia 8 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
When you open Illustrator for a project and just give up and draw shapes
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the cops 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
This made me laugh harder than I would like to admit.
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That’s sth to think about 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
My line will be a goddamn period if I keep my BS up.
Eat more chicken thighs 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I'm more of an ass man, imo
Today, Homer is 63 years old! Happy birthday Homer! 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
So is nobody talking about the cuRSED PICTURE?
Fuk off 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
So he took his arms instead?
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Wall smith iz yutuber nao 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Wait, is this a bot or not? i'm not sure...
Florida man! 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Live in Florida; would love to see that trainwreck.
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WDYM I don't have a type? 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
He's dead.