Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

— Porch_Light Report User
Reflections in Dubai Miracle Garden 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*accidentally walks on ceiling out of confusion*
I'm something of a doctor myself 43 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*confused screaming*
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Honest mistake 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
HMMMMMM
Do not be afraid 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*charges in with a railway rifle*
FOR THE RAILROAD!!!
Rip tardar sauce 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 2
This woman eating her ice cream cone 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*whispers* ᵐᶦⁿᵗ ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ
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Happy childhood,, did you have? 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
thERE'S A Ź̢ͪ̀͛Ȍ͐̍̈ͥ̃͡M͈̗ͬͮ̉͋ͣ͂͆͝B͈̥ͦ́̅͂̃͗̄I̅ͪ͊͑E̸̫̣̫̙ ̉̎̓̓̈́ͨO̗͍̲͇͊̒̓̄N̲̮̩̣͆̇ͧ̏̊͆ ̧̨̨̱̪̬̩̭́͒̔ͣ̆̑Y̙̮̼̥̺͖̠͓ͣ̉̌̓̽ͨ̚͘͟O̞̥̺̓̾͑̐ͨŲ͕̺̜͌ͪ̅ͩ̈́̎͌͌̎͘R͖̦̜̜͌̓ͦ̈́̔ͮ́ͅ ̷̹̣ͮͭL͎̩͚̪̣̒̐ͤ̈́ͨ͗́A̶ͤͩ̎ͩ̓͆ͧ̌ͩ͆ͨ̿͏̴̸̥͙͚̤͉̯͎͚̘̯̟̟̮̰͓̗͈̫̤͟W̴̵͉̯̭̼̯̫ͤͯͫͧ͗̽ͪ̆ͤ̍ͦ́́͌͆̒͌ͥ͝͡N̴̶̴̷̸̸̷̴̶̷̵̷̶̶̵̵̷̶̶̴̨̧̡̡̨̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛̛͎̳̞̺͙̖͔̲̦̫̻̤̪͚̺̘͓̻̜͔̥̝̖̱̲̖̻̞͎̻̩̭̩̦͍̹̫̩͖͙̳̗̙̻̭̳͇̤͎̣̭̼̜̟͈͇͎̟̻̰̯̼̮̱̖̳̣͉͈̜̘͙̻̳̮̜̝̥̗̳͇͍̝̰̙̖̮͎͔̼͎͚̣͙̮̼̪̝͚̺͎̩̗̖̭̠̪̗͓͖͇͖͔͚̘̪̱̩͎̲̩̖͍̯͙̞͙̞̞̺͓̠̘̳̦͍͖̦̹̯͙̻̥͈̤̞͚̥̠̦̠̼̟̤̭̺͙͙̝̻̹͓͔̞̳̭͓̮͙̳͙͉͈̣̰̝̻̜͚̙̣̗̪̼͎̹̰̼̖̙̪̮̖̣͙͎̭͍̜͓̭͎̙͙̲̹͈̹͈̥̲͍̺͉̟̑͌̉̓̈́̄́͌̏̃̿͋͋͌͋̍́̂̈́͑̀̎́̏̓͑̈̅̂̅̔́͆̔̓͂͗̓̎̐̄̐̐̽́̄̿͊ͬ͒̈́͊̓͆̔́̑̊̍̏̊̔͋̂̏̏̋̾̀̋͑͆̇͐̍̓̑͊̍͆̅̋͐͐̔͂͌͐̓͑̓̈́̃̏̀̂̐̔̎͛̊́̍̎̌̈͌̒̓̆̓͒͒́́͂̆͛̋͆̔̅̀͐̽̂̽̉̓̃̆͆́̔̈́̈̄͊̉̍̅̀̒̆͑́̾͛̈̄͋́̽̀̇͛̓̅̓́͊͒̒͌͐̏͊̾͛̽̽̈́̑̔́͂͌̆̄̀̍͗͐́̄̂̃̇̀̀̂̒͐͛͗̉́̃̒̏̾̐̐͆͑̕̕̕̕̕͘̕͘͘̚̕͘̚̚͟͟͟͟͢͟͜͢͢͢͜͢͟͢͟͜͟͡͡͞͝͞͡͞͝͠͞͠͡͞͡͝͠͞͡͝ͅͅͅͅ
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Get em Ern 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's a rather common opinion
The most amazing ham sandwich 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
noot noot
Back off, Hooman! 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I think you meant @catfluff :/
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:))))) no 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
No it doesn't, how would the weekly Purge happen otherwise?
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That's worse then crumbs in the bed D:< 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
B̷̵̶̷̵̸̴̸̷̢̨̧̡̧̨̡̨̧̢̧̡̧̧̡̛̘̦͙̘͈̜̟̺̣͚̯̖͍̫̱̣̗̮͖͍̪̭͖̱̦̺̠̗͍̩̥̘̹̰̠͖̙͕̣͈͚̱̬͖͉͖͇̲̹̤̻͓͓͕̜̰̤̻̼̣̹̜̱͕̭̻̰̯͎̖͍͔̘̼̝̦͚͚̳̝̲̱̱̮͈͈̻͚̟͖̹̳͚̟̟̦̗͇̗̖̱͉͕̜̙̘̻̱̳̜̫͓̞̣̜̜̼̹̙̝͕͈͉͚͚̳̱̻͋̈̉̔̒͗͑̀̍͌͛̇̃͗͑̎́̾̆͆̅́̌͑̅͌̓̓͗̒͆͆̽̎̉̊͐̃̎̒̏͋̐́̽̎̎͑̓̍̍̍́́͋̉̂͌̈͌̓͑̏̔͒̍̉̃̾̌̇̅̑̾̊͑̍̋͒̆͒́͑̆̋̌́̉̿̈́̇͋̋̈̐͂͊͊̂̽̎̈́̾̃̑͘̕͘̚͘̚̚̕̕̕͘̕̕̕͜͢͟͟͢͜͠͡͡͞͞͞͝͡ͅͅͅͅȨ̸̵̸̷̷̵̶̶̸̡̢̨̢̨̡̢̡̢̧̨̡̢̧̛̛̛͇̭̬̝̼͕̺̻̖̫̦͖̬͉̟̜̖͙͖̪͍͍̦͈̮̝̤̳̺̹̰͎̻̻͖͙͖͓̘͉̭̼͔͈̬̤̼͙̯̩͖͎̭͖͚͚̟̣̦̹̞̭̘̦̝̭̝͉͇̭̗͈̺̲̱͓̥̪̩͉͈͈̩̼̬̹̗̠͕̩̬̞̻͈̤̪̟̰̣̞̥͍̤͓̹͋́̏͋̊̓͛́̆̑̈́̂̂̾̾́̋̔́́̈́̑͊̀̆̎̄́͋̈́̉́̎̀̂̋̍̋̄͂͐̾̐̓̀̅̓̂́̌͊͗̐̄̾͒̇̊̍̿̓́̉̿͂̒̀̓̔̂̊̈́̇̒͋͋̍̌̈́̇͛̅̒̓̓̋̌͊̌̀́̂͑̔̀͌́̏̋̍́͊̾́͐͐͌̒̕̕̚͘͘͘̕͘̚͢͟͢͜͟͢͝͝͝͠͠͠͠͞͡͠ͅĄ̷̷̵̴̶̸̢̧̡̡̡̢̧̨̡̧̨̢̨̡̛̭̼̘̹̱̺͓̣̤̺̱̯͓̩̠̠̳̰̮̝̱̥͕̝̣͙̗͍̠͈͙͓̗͉̫̫̣͙͎̰̜͇̘̳̣̬̲͔̙̫͚̮̦͍͇͍̥̭̲͎̫̭̺̠̬̙̳̝̪̭̟̺̪̟̼̯̗̣̗̣̬̯̰͚̖̻̻̝͔͈̟̳͎͕̤͈̞͖̙̺̮͎͚̣̝̝̯͍͓̗̱̮͉̰̹̝͎̱̲͖͔̣̘̟̻̰̫̭̠̯͍̬̦̣͇͂͑͛͗͐̄̅̓̌͌͊̽̏͆̋̒͛͋̌̄̌̉̀̀͌̇̽̅͊̅͋͑̈̾̑̎͌̑͛̾͂͐́̅͋̅̋͒͛́̑̀͗͂̓̽̿̀̀̅́͊͌͋͌̏̓̍͂̂̎͑̈͐̇̀̽̈̇̌̆̐̇́̎͆̎͊̾̓̍̀́̀̓̀̾̉̅͛͒͌̒̔̓̇͗͆̑́̓͆̔̎͐͐̀́̾̔̾̋̐͛͒̾̅̅̓̎́̆͘̚͘̕̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̕̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͢͟͟͟͟͢͟͞͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͞͡͡͡͠͠ͅͅͅŅ̴̸̴̨̨̛̛̛̠̩̗̙̪̝̙̦͉̩̻̭̖̤̞͖͕͚̤͙͚̞͕̤̥̥̪̩͖͉͚̱͎̲̩͖͎̣̱̦̜̠̭̖̦͕̞͉̜͑̃̍̉̀͋̌͂̐̄̓̽͊̂̽͊͋͐̅̌̐̒̔̈̌͑͗̀̏̌͑͗́͋̈́̈̒̾̋̚͘̕̚̕͞͝ͅͅͅ
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Anyone know what type of owl this is? 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
A rac-coo
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Which street? I'm beat 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
THIRD BASE!
Scratch it good! 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 2 · Edited 5 years ago
A salmon vending machine. A SALMON VENDING MACHINE 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
A̛̋̋ͭ̿͌̒͌̄̒̏ͬ͐͊̕͡҉̱̠̠̭͔̭ ͚̙̝̝̲̘̫͓̬̠̱̝͕̣̻̩͇̋̈́̊͐̕͢Ș̢̡̬̰̳̞̜̊̀ͬ̈́ͥ̈́̓̾̄͂ͭ̍̃ͥͫ̐͌͡͞Ą̴̹͈̲͇͊ͣ̈́ͦ̊͌́̾̈̐ͫ̏͢͠L̸̎̄̂͗̊̆̚͘͜҉͏̯͕͚̰̳͍͉̰̞͕͎͍̮͇ͅͅͅM̡̄ͨ͌̈̋̎̐ͦ̍̄̈́̓͆͌̚͠͡͏̢̞͈̠͕̫͉͙̦̙͚̠̘̤͕̦̰̫̘̲Ǫ̸̺̱͓͌̆̇ͪͥ͢͜͠N̺̹̭͇͙̻͉͚̗͓̫͚͇̓̃̐́͑̐͐̏ͥ̋ͩ͐̐ͣ̽̑̒ͣ̄͢͡ͅ ̵̵̥̲̺͙͎̃̔̈̊ͪ̓ͤ͘V̷̩̼̣͇̥̤͉̙̳̹̝̋̿ͯ̏ͧͪͨ̓̈̀͝Ē̶̲̼̱͚͔̥̮͖ͫ̇͐̐͟͢͞Ṇ̳̗̟̫̻̼̭̜̬̜͉͖̥̞̜̅̎ͭ̿̽̄͒ͧ́͜͟͡D̜͖̰̮͚͇̰̳̺̿̈̽̒̊ͣ͋̈́̀̌ͥ̈̂̈́̑̕̕͞I̶̷̢̩̟͈̖͎͚̼̺̙̼͕͓̪̗͉̘̪ͥ̌̑͋ͦͦͧ͗͛̈ͣ̉̋͊ͩͯ̅̚N͈̭͍͇̗̯̭̦͙͗̆̍͐̂͆̅͛͠G͚͈͕̲͚͎͓̹̒̐́́͝͠͝ ̆̇ͤ̂͏͏̸̻̬͎̺̹̼͔͜M̸ͪ̅̍̈́͒ͭ̅̍ͣ͑̈́ͤ̿҉̹̬̖̥͚Ā̸̴̲͇̱̼̟̤̝͎͎̥̘̓̽ͦ͒̽̑͂̾ͦͯͮ̊͐̐͛̔͆̚C̡̫̗̣̤̝̫̩̭͖͉̺͛ͧͨͪ̉̈́́ͫ̐ͯͧ̏͋ͨͪͨ̾ͪ̈́́̕͝Ḩ̛͎̲̜̰̼͙̫̳͇̮̱͉̗̰̣̲̫̊̓̄̍̓̈́̎́͟ͅḬ̵̘͔͙͉͉͖͔̉ͬ͊͊̓̄͗ͤ̈́ͣ͊̂͑̾̉͗̏̄̅͜N̸̪̭̹̯̦͚̜ͮ̓̎ͥ̑̈́̒̔̋ͭ̋̇͆͜͢͢E̅ͬ̀ͫ̄͑͌͆͟҉͈͍͈̼̲̪̬͉͍̞̰͉͕͙̝̻͞ͅ
... So I must be right 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
I'm something of a doctor myself 43 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Why wasn't I summoned? D;
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This is the best way to approach children 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Why does the guy almost look like Robbie Rotten?
I mean, fack this guy for giving under privileged Athletes a chance at Greatness 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Because he thought the team was ready to battle, but didn't start because he was AFK and needed him; he thought they would explain the strategy as they were going in and kinda winging it from there.
:))))) no 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Don't worry, if you forget then I'll lube your bones when you're sleeping like a good samaritan :)
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Third wheel 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Me, trying to score:
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Is that a butterfly ???? 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
NSFW mark?
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