Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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American beer party 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
They're actually Bud Lights
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American beer party 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*laughs in highest obesity death rating*
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Just two concentric circles. They don't touch 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
MY BRAIN
Do not be afraid 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
There are three different references on this post and I love all of them.
More fluffy angels 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
the sequel everybody wanted.
Gotta go fast 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*whispering* speed. i am speed.
From bad to worse 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
plot twis- they got us in the- that's a twi- oh....
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Augmented reality billboard in London 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Black Mirror Season 5 (colourized)
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Why do they hate me 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Mad lad
Fatality, flawless victory ! 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Come on and SLAM, and welcome to the
Slowpoke ftw 41 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Me, without a moment's hesitation:
Shinx
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It's a bad word 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
As they should, the bastards.
Bathroom tap 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
yeah, it's not that difficult to stick your finger through a hole that doesn't contain any water or anything in it.
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That damned smile 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Bold move assuming I won't get off anyways.
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Grumpy chilly jumpy Ant 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*throws it at your face*
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Well honey 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That's a twist.
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Take one 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
enog eb ll'i
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I'm something of a doctor myself 43 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I wonder how @dogscruff would feel about this...
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I got allergies, man! 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*shoots @aviva on the inside*
My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw him do it and shot him several more times before leaving (full title /s)
His job looks ruff 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 2
*the purpose of 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
the government sneaked up behind him and snapped his neck before he could fini-
Road rash 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
He is speaking the language of the gods.