porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
— Porch_Light Report User
Dont mind me, just cleaning your screen from Area 51 Spam 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Great, now I have dead pixels! How do I remove those two black pillars of death and hopelessness?!
Politicians hate him 3 comments
An accurate, descriptive title can help people discover your post 2 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
An amazing comment that will leave me memorialized in the comments section.
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Loving 101 23 comments
Living amuck earsplitting Opossum 10 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Honestly, I don't care about the acne. The lips are kinda freaking me out though...
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Super power 16 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
On behalf of all people with extraordinarily fast metabolism, trust me. It's a curse in disguise.
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Lmaao 3 comments
Where is the lie? 7 comments
There is a guy on youtube named Hampture who's trying to create an underwater 4 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
...an underwater tank used to establish a communistic country entirely underwater.
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Ready for kids 6 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Can someone explain to me how a person can even have that many emails? What the hell do they subscribe to to get that many?!
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The noods are mine 3 comments
Fire book 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Wasn't the book also insanely controversial when it was first produced, thus people started to (ironically) burn it?
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Edited 5 years ago
Asking the right questions 3 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
YOU FOOL! If he takes those headphones off, he'll crush everybody in the Western hemisphere!
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