Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Not all Australian animals will kill you. Don't get me wrong...He wants to. He just 15 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I got that in my notifications. It said someone replied/commented on a post I commented on, but when I clicked it... nothing.
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He's makin' waffles 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I can practically hear the songs the person on YouTube made with this as the thumbnail...
Something's not adding up 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
ow, just got a paper cut in my mouth, money doesn't even taste that good...
This whale survived being cut up by a boat propeller in 2001. The whale is now named 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The whale is now named DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
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Frightening 20 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I wish I had a cat. Or two 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Post directly below checks out.
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Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum! 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
He was so enthusiastic he ate the bottom-right corner of the paper.
My life has changed 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
No it doesn't.
Chili's Beers 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Hey, I have that book! (the original one, not 14 Beers at Chili's)
This man stopped smoking for 6 years and saved the money he used to spend on smoking to 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This man stopped smoking for 6 years and saved the money he used to spend on smoking to buy several kilograms of pure uncut cocaine.
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Wisdom or inflation? 28 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'd buy a hammer that can break helmets.
It's so bad I'm sad to say I laughed 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Yeah, I 'member.
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One radioactive apple a day keeps thw third breast okey 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
It hasn't recovered, the site is still irradiated and will be for a long time...
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I'm this old 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*gasp* ohmaigawd!
*dumps the rest of it* NOO-
No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
CHILDREN ARE WORSHIPPING SATAN.
Very nice 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
He wants to know if he can fit it to the side of his backpack :D
Side quests always first! 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You now have 30 seconds before the cops arrive
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Better use those tears to keep hydrated 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Can't external take even less?
We're all in debt forever 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Even the Loch Ness Monster?
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The Helipad ! 20 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The disappointed parents
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Watchu' lookin at 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Oh my god, this template gets me every time.
Let’s do them proud 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Makes total sense 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Ajin: Demi-Human
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Local army surplus 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You've become the very thing you've sought to destroy!
Taxes 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Do you want political cancer with that, sir?
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