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porch_light

A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Come at me bro 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I T .

Heh. Yup 24 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

where the @gay_furry at?

Every f**king time 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Fried plantains + fried bread = good times

How much is too much? 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Depends. 300 pennies? No. 300 PS1's? Also no.

Am I in the right universe? 16 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*sledgehammer breaks the sound barrier*

There is strength in serenity 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

If closing your eyes for 3 seconds made you fall asleep, YOU NEED TO SLEEP.

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Bet you never seen a pink moth b4 23 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@moth, where art thou?

North Korean founder Kim-Il Sung had a baseball sized tumor on the back of his head 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*as you poke it, it explodes*

Delicious candy is delicious 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@vodka

Kinda true 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Just as almost any cartoon or book in the past shaped the adults with the same traits?

Sweet jesus 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You messed with the church for the last time.

Imagine shooting up america just to be called "the garlic shooter" 13 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

GLASSES CAUSE VIOLENCE! WAKE UP AMERICA!

Then the smell starts. 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Ayyy macarena

Subedisup 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Up in here, up in here

A moose! 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

The more moose are described the more fake they sound.

Ferret Jail 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

No! He needs to walk! He can't walk in that smol cage!

Sneak 3000 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

This sounds like a #justgirlythings post

Was bored at the car,Tried to match my face to abe lincoln on the 5$ bill and it WORKED ! 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*salutes*

This is amazing 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I ate the comment.

These are the real questions 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Unless of course, the person uses a lightsabre, in which case they'll die no matter what they're wearing.

Here's an idea 14 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Okay, but I actually wish my high school teaches cooking. Going to college in a few years, and so far the only things I really know how to make on the stove are grilled cheese, mac & cheese and scrambled eggs. I barely even know how to operate it.

Don't nuke a country twice 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh come on! They didn't put 'omae wa mou shindeiru' on it?! Waste of tax money...

How I wish I could have that 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You scream in pure fear. You don't even have a son.

What a romantic picture 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

How does a camera become a ghost?

Certainly 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@guest @sunflowers @savage_demmigod y'all need help