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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Advice to live by 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Im always down for a new old man.

Very accurate 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

14, maybe 15.

The Blue Java banana with vanilla flavour and ice cream consistency 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh! That's very interesting.

Move-in ready 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

'everyone that lives here dies'
So they spend the rest of their good life in here, keeping the ghost company?

My mother said the same thing lmao 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Religion in a nutshell

BE DOP BEEBOP BO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

does @cotton_eyed_joe still exist?
EDIT: he doesnt :(

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I knew it 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You could ask these questions still even if they weren't black...

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True that, 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

thanks for the red rectangle, never could have seen the joke without it.

I wonder if the coroner laughed 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

wholesome :)

For those of you worried about the future 12 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*Bojack Horseman intro*

Every f**king time 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You can use almost any type, but I just use white bread!

Think again 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

pukicho is either chaotic good or lawful evil and i can't decide which.

Whassaaaap 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

10/10 best convo

Relatable 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Isn't this basically 98% of people on here?

Every f**king time 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

ITS SO GOOD! Just throw some bread on a buttered-up pan with some salt on it, it's incredibly easy to make and it's delicious.

Wow, you scrolled down so far, you got to diamonds, well done! 12 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*obligitory Creeper*

Thank you for making my childhood awesome 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

He voted for Trump... IN THE SECOND ELECTION.

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Relatable 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Is that a mortar shell?

Tooth fairy 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I have two spines in my garage somewhere!

Life Goals ! 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

About to downvote, realized your username so here's an upvote instead.

Where else wouls you keep bodies? 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

youtubecom/watch?v=Inx2BmLppEs

The Blue Java banana with vanilla flavour and ice cream consistency 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Grafting can create seriously cool and weird crap.

You ask too many question puny hooman 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Never even thought about that...

Oh nuts! 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh, you found my pet, Corncob! :D

More cats 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Wait, people don't know about Margays?!