Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Old but fixed 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Once you've pet all the puppers, you have to face the final boss.
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Sea urchins wear rocks as hats, apparently 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Great, someone is going to make sea urchin-chan now.
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I love Jet Tila 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Honestly, just give me some chicken nuggies and it'd probably be better and more filling than some of the stuff that the overly-fancy restaurants serve.
Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 128 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
How did it go extinct?
Not prego just fat 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
These kinds of posts make want to get a pet raccoon.
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Xbox being wholesome 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Place it where the R2 button is, duh.
LEGGY 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*cowboy boots click together twice*
Oh! Clever girl! 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I had to reread that seven times to register what was going on.
SOUP The wettest food 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*yeets phone into the oblivion*
It's precious!! 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Why is this dog posing better than 98% of the people I see in my picture books?
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Fantasy and reality are one in the same, with some delusions, that is 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Where are my balls, Summer?
Quick! Which youtuber begun their apology video by leaning out after clicking the camera? 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*BUZZ* Cheated on his girlfriend!
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Dude wears a t-shirt identical with the bus seats 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Does the shirt feel the same as the seat?
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I will burn the building 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Welp, someone has to get charged with arson for the sake of everyone else.
*grabs magnesium lighter*
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SchöRdinger's Meme is (not) going to reach hot 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That equation looks like a face...
Makes me a bit sad 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
How do I unread something?
Not twitter but hey ho 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Mine?
Nobody reads the title 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I do, @title.
If it worked, it worked 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Super grass
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Hale hortler 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
question mark, upside down question mark. I never thought it was that hard...
I wanted to post one of my favourite images 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Those look like pretty weak tears. Did you pick up soy milk by accident?
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Wot? 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
Never forgetti 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Fan fans
Solid advice 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
What if you're already a snack?
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A n e w h a n d h a s t o u c h e d t h e b e a c o n 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
When the render is only partially finished